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A bit of light relief for Xmas


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With all the doom and gloom and aggressive rhetorc contained in some of the threads on this forum thought I might inject a bit of Xmas cheer. So how about some jokes/one liners to brighten up these long winter nights from all you regular witty contributors out there. Considering the media we are all using, I'll start off............
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ruffers Wrote:

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> When I was in trouble at school I was sent to see

> the man with no arms, no legs and no body.

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> If he wasn't available I had to see the man with

> no arms, no legs, no body and a cowboy hat.



I had to google that one...

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  • 11 months later...

Resurrected for a bit of Xmas cheer.


I nearly took up new employment last week until they presented me with the contract. In it I had to disclose if I had ever been admitted to a mental health hospital. I didn't take the position as I thought it unfair as everybody knows there's no such thing as a sanity clause.

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