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May I suggest rah that you consider overnight flexible cushioning around the plate edges to cushion any unwanted attention from other drivers. Not sure if it's legal but I've considered it myself before. The problem is we have more cars and fewer spaces and people will literally try and cram an estate into a space barely big enough for a smart car.


Louisa.

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> http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000XEBI9K/ref=pd_aw

> _sim_263_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51FVHvAklML&dpSrc=sims&pre

> ST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C69_&refRID=1N1PD9M8ZHC4N7SJ0C

> HR

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> Well I never! Front and rear bumper guards! Only

> appear available in the states though.

>

> Louisa.


I've got a US shipping address, if you wanted to order anything I'm happy for it to go to my US mail box but then you'd have to pay the shipping and import duties on top....

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> > What gender are we talking

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> > Or are we ignoring the elephant in the room

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> Exactly how small is your penis?

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'bout now Wrote:

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> Exactly how small is your penis?


I guess this is the problem with the parking issue here, as every man estimates his as 12 inches and tells his lady such, but in reality it's 6 or less, so when he then tries to park a car his depth perception says he has 12 inches between bumpers but it's really only 6 between, he then drives those 12 inches and bang there's the fender blender (as the yanks say)


What more can I say 😳

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'bout now Wrote:

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> Exactly how small is your penis?



I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in black with tinted windows and alloy wheels


Does that help?

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Seabag Wrote:

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> I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in

> black with tinted windows and alloy wheels

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> Does that help?


In terms of an online profile, yes. Thanks.

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> > I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter,

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> i.e. "a van"


Yes


But it's a big fast black one

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> I was trying to provoke you into a car argument

> (thought it would make a nice change from the EDF

> norm) but not sure I've really got it in me...



Us guys would get that Jez, so man up


What are you Jeremy or Jessica?

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> > > I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW

> Transporter,

> > in

> > > black with tinted windows and alloy wheels

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> > i.e. "a van"

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> Yes

>

> But it's a big fast black one


They say size doesn't matter dear Seabag, but a big fat black one must be ever so pleasing when it comes up throbbing with all that power from behind

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> I drive a long wheel base 180hp VW Transporter, in

> black with tinted windows and alloy wheels Does

> that help?

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> Are you Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith?


Does he have a small penis?

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