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Outrageous levels of Dutch people are moving to East Dulwich!


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During the unfortunate recent events, several wheels of high-quality dutch Milner cheese were lost which is why we have released a statement, inviting anyone with relations to the Dutch to move to East Dulwich in order to meet the growing demand of cheese in East Dulwich. We also had not foreseen the impact of our actions and we will continue to monitor the situation while posting regular updates on our website.
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dutch_ninja Wrote:

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> I don't know if anyone has noticed lately that

> there is an uncontrolled influx of Dutch people

> moving into East Dulwich!



that's strange, i havent seen anyone wearing a funny hat or clogs ;)

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The 2001 UK Census recorded 40,438 Dutch-born people residing in the UK.


The number of foreign-born residents in England and Wales has risen by nearly three million since 2001 to 7.5 million people, That means about one in eight - 13% - of residents were born outside the UK.


They do not all live in East Dulwich


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The Dutch are amazing..

They drink lots of beer and remain friendly.

Below a Small section of the Maastrict Carnival.


With a Huge main square and 2 smaller ones the streets are packed with 10's x 1,000's of people for 3 days.

There is a Pub/Bar for every 200 head of population.


http://imgb.igcdn.nl/140b3582d0924e48a9e5c4cf07e207a5/opener/Foto_Twan_Spierts.jpg


I have been 3 Times. Its in February and it snows. Doesn't stop Over 100 Brass Bands touring the Bars

Makes Notting Hill look like a House Party.



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