Outrageous levels of Dutch people are moving to East Dulwich!

[dutch_ninja]

I don't know if anyone has noticed lately that there is an uncontrolled influx of Dutch people moving into East Dulwich! What if they start selling more cheese? The recent great cheesefire of Dulwich was a disaster that caused severe traffic congestions for hours!

[robbin]

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

[Maybaby]

My half Dutch wife totally agrees robbin.

[Dulwich firestation]

During the unfortunate recent events, several wheels of high-quality dutch Milner cheese were lost which is why we have released a statement, inviting anyone with relations to the Dutch to move to East Dulwich in order to meet the growing demand of cheese in East Dulwich. We also had not foreseen the impact of our actions and we will continue to monitor the situation while posting regular updates on our website.

[lavender27]

Ooh how racist.

[se22cat]

In Japan, blow up dolls are known as "Dutch wives" maybe OP's shinobi senses are detecting an increase of those in the area masquerading as yummy mummies?

[BrandNewGuy]

"The Dutch, the Dutch,

I hate them worse than dogs.

They live in windmills

And mince around in clogs.

They don't have any manners,

They don't say 'thanks' or 'please',

All they eat is tulips

And stinking gouda cheese..."

[dbboy]

IMO The Dutch are welcome to come to ED as are any other nationality who want to enjoy ED and the surrounding areas.

[Callie]

dutch_ninja Wrote:

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> I don't know if anyone has noticed lately that

> there is an uncontrolled influx of Dutch people

> moving into East Dulwich!

that's strange, i havent seen anyone wearing a funny hat or clogs ;)

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

My half Dutch mum will be pleased!

[DulwichFox]

The 2001 UK Census recorded 40,438 Dutch-born people residing in the UK.

The number of foreign-born residents in England and Wales has risen by nearly three million since 2001 to 7.5 million people, That means about one in eight - 13% - of residents were born outside the UK.

They do not all live in East Dulwich

Foxy

[Sue]

Is it April Fools Day already?

I bloody hate that song about mice with clogs on going clop clippety clop up the stair.

Edited to change clip to clop. Or is it in fact clip? :))

[Robert Poste's Child]

Clip clippity clop, Sue.

I love Dutch people. One of my favourite nationalities. Hup Holland!

[DulwichFox]

The Dutch are amazing..

They drink lots of beer and remain friendly.

Below a Small section of the Maastrict Carnival.

With a Huge main square and 2 smaller ones the streets are packed with 10's x 1,000's of people for 3 days.

There is a Pub/Bar for every 200 head of population.

http://imgb.igcdn.nl/140b3582d0924e48a9e5c4cf07e207a5/opener/Foto_Twan_Spierts.jpg

I have been 3 Times. Its in February and it snows. Doesn't stop Over 100 Brass Bands touring the Bars

Makes Notting Hill look like a House Party.

DulwichFox

[natty01295]

All Dutch people are welcome

[Angelina]

Holland were playing Jamaica so we decided to fly over (mental day!). What a ball! Not even particularly liking footie much, it was great fun - almost everyone was wearing the colours and all the pubs were decorated.

#why-am-I-in-London?#

[malumbu]

[Sue]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Clip clippity clop, Sue

Thank you :)

[lavender27]

They have Dutch bikes in Dulwich Park don't you know!!!

[EDOldie]

I don't get this post at all, it's all double dutch to me.

[se22cat]

Double Dutch you say?

[EDOldie]

Look, I don't want to be a Dutch uncle, but I think that's a bit off the subject (brilliant though it is)

[se22cat]

Just think of what became of the catflap thread, the mere thought of a Dutch uncle has my keyboard quivering in fear.

[flocker spotter]

ban waxy cheese, tulips and beer that is 50% foam. i am sure tommy robinson would approve and we can get back to proper cheddar and bass ales for the sake of our children

[se22cat]

Sake for the children eh? Got just the place for you : )

http://kanpai.london/