ratty Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 There is a magic white dog turd on St Francis Ave if anyone is interested. Legend says that if smoked these rare dog turds can have healing powers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i reckon a poodle did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I think the last time I saw an Albino hound cable was circa 1991-92 outside my primary school and it truly was a momentous discovery. I saw a shooting star that day as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 I think the council should fence it off and people should come from far and wide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Although some may think that Ratty has started a rather juvenile, if not base, thread on the subject of the phenomenal re occurance of the extinct we must examine this with the utmost professionalism and sensitivity.For those of us who were lucky enough to be around during the hay day of the white dog turd during the 70's and 80's it certainly was a mixed bag of emotions on discovery of this unearthly digested matter.Now over the years I've made it a personal mission to get to the bottom (applaud the pun) of this mystery and I'm happy to say my research has uncovered sound evidence. During the decades that style abandoned it wasn't uncommon for butchers and householders alike to toss mans best friend a bone. Bones contain Calcium which for a dog isn't easy to digest, ask Woof he'll tell you. This resulted in the turd to retain a white texture. Now we've got the science out of the way lets address the reason it was so hard. Before the Labour government was elected into power it was perfectly acceptable to abandon any 'gift' your dog had left on the public highway. Once deposited the turd was then left to bake in the sun (remember, white turds were only found during the hottest months). The only way for scientists to determine how old the piece of turd was was to cut it open and count the rings, exactly like a tree.Although white dog turds were in effect harmless it never stopped people acting as though they'd disturbed/set off an anti personnel mine once they'd gone over one with a lawnmower as it would result in tiny pieces of dust and white shrapnel flying all over the shop.Source. Academic journal of the A.A.A.S (1986). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 cant you put some thing over it to preserve it, like a takeaway box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Or take it home in a 'doggie bag'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 I last saw one c. 1997 in Camberwell, so this is a real find!Might go and get it and pop it in my freezer! Some of it has already gone dusty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 so its round to yours for tea? no, thats wrong, round to yours for viewing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Are you sure Banksy didn't leave it there. You know, some kind of abstract protest/symbolism of how the area used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 you might forget and think its an ice pop if you put it in the freezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 I am just off for a swim but I might take a piccy later.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidmarks Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Quite a find!Poor dog the owners must be feeding it the cheapest food. It was down to the ash content of the food. My princess has high quality feed and her dog eggs are text book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSetWilly Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 what is textbook, would it be a rich chestnut colour, with the egg, gently curling on itself before finishing off in a tapered peak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidmarks Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 JetSetWilly Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> what is textbook, would it be a rich chestnut> colour, with the egg, gently curling on itself> before finishing off in a tapered peak.Its the kind of richard the third that is perfect and takes only minimal wiping; one up, one down and one to polish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 I've always wondered what being in a Viz staff meeting was like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Really? There was also one on Crystal Palace Rd, near junction of Whatley Rd, yesterday morning- thought I was having a flashback to the 'olden days'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 If only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Another sighting yesterday on CP Rd, on the way to Goose Green with the kids. This revived a recent conversation with my five year old about what things were like in the 'olden days' (ie. the 60's) when Daddy was little...When I was little all dog poo was white ("Really?")Yes there were computers then, but they were so big that one would fill a whole room ("Is that true?")There were only three TV channels and we didn't have Cbeebies ("Is that really true Daddy?")But we did have Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlett on TV ("no Daddy, they're on TV now so you couldn't have had them")I never flew in an aeroplane until I was 14 years old ("Daddy,that's just silly, how did you go on holiday?")And we never had broccoli when I was little. I think it was only invented a few years ago ("I'm going to ask Mummy") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Just seen another one this morning. South Side of Chadwick Road, Eastern End! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Well spotted Ratty. Did it have that crusty 'been around' quality or was it a fresh lay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Certainly think it had been around for a day or two. Was well chuffed, was gonna walk down Choumert but changed my mind at the last moment! Sadly did not have a phone to take a pic with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 ratty Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Sadly did not have a phone to take a pic with!Yes, quite the pity that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Have you had much luck since you smoked the first one ratty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Have you had much luck since you smoked the first> one ratty?Fooking tons moosh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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