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KalamityKel

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No they don't , It makes me swat them off..........



cats........=.......YUK



Plus they make my eyes itch



Equation. I do not like them ( please pussy lovers don"t read this as HATE them, just take it on the chin, I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AS IN I FIND NO JOY IN A BEAST THAT STICKS IT'S ARSE IN MY FACE AS A GREETING)



Grr



W**F

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woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> No they don't , It makes me swat them

> off..........

>

>

> cats........=.......YUK

>

>

> Plus they make my eyes itch

>

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> Equation. I do not like them ( please pussy lovers

> don"t read this as HATE them, just take it on the

> chin, I DO NOT LIKE THEM, AS IN I FIND NO JOY IN A

> BEAST THAT STICKS IT'S ARSE IN MY FACE AS A

> GREETING)

>

>

> Grr

>

>

> W**F



Yet you seem to have a liking for an animal that will sniff every other dogs arses and then come lick your face....

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I suspect Spacey my cat read the article and laughed her feline laugh to herself this morning.

She trained me years ago to get the food out a few minutes before she needs it, thus she'd never wake me up.

She never dug tunnels behind the sofa till she saw Eddie Izzard's routine about it.

Then she would sit behind me, purring and digging, purring and digging.

However, in the last two months we have had scaffolding around our block and as we are on the 3rd of 4th floors, and as she normally never goes out because she is literally a scaredy-cat, she has learned she can go out safely, walk around the boards and come back. I am thinking of tying a webcam to her. A few nights ago I heard a very unfamiliar meowing, and got up realising she was not with me. I went out to the balcony and called her name and she came running back towards me. But she was upstairs. She had taught herself to climb the scaffolding ladder but claimed she was too nervous to try climbing down.

Out I went, up the ladder I went, and rescued her and brought her down. Four in the morning.

But that type of meowing was new to me, and I am quite impressed she did it, though I bet she can climb down ladders.

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"but claimed she was too nervous to try climbing down."


Utter rubbish, and I'll point out why using your own words: "Out I went, up the ladder I went, and rescued her and brought her down. Four in the morning. "


Yep, she did it for a laugh and was only pretending she couldn't climb down!


"though I bet she can climb down ladders." <- you got that right - you fell for it hook, line and sinker!!


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KalamityKel Wrote:

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> ...by purring

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> Please I've never heard of such a stupid and

> pointless "study"! I could've told them that!



Kel, I take it you have cats.


Cats are treacherous and sinister creatures who have servants not owners. If you were to die of a heart attack they'd eventually eat you. A cat doesn't find a home, they target their prospective staff over a prolonged period of calculated surveillance to ensure that they get the best deal out of their hapless marks.


I don't like cats and they don't like me.


I also own a crossbow.

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???? Wrote:

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> swap 'women' for 'cats' and change 'humans' to

> 'men' and it all makes sense


This is true, I purr.


BBW, that poor girl must have had a recent lobotomy not to realise that the cat was about to go for her.

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My aunt used to work at a care home, many moons ago, she has passed away now. She was in charge of cleaning the bodies. However, she always used to say that a lot of people , just before they died saw cats on their beds.....spooky or what?
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