EDF Drinks - Friday 2nd Oct - The CPT

[georgia]

The October drinks will be at the CPT (Crystal Palace Tavern, 193 Crystal Palace Road)

19:30 onwards

All welcome

[Ted Max]

You people are insatiable.

[bigbadwolf]

What's wrong with the Capitol in Forest Hill?

[Fear 'n boozin]

about bloody time!

[Keef]

Excellent choice of venue!

[Brendan]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> What's wrong with the Capitol in Forest Hill?

Is that a rhetorical question?

[bigbadwolf]

The Capitol is too rough for you anyway B. Even though you've grown up in a country where an AK47 can be purchased in exchange for a decent set of dentures.

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry Brendan. I didn't mean to say country. I meant colony.

[Brendan]

Exactly, and if I wanted to drink in places where basic survival skills and a keeping a duster in your back pocket were prerequisites I would have stayed there.

[Brendan]

Or moved to Forest Hill.

[bigbadwolf]

Your Rand couldn't stretch to Forest Hill Brendan. Best off where you are eh. In my shadow, as usual.

[mockney piers]

Huzzah, always a good forum drinks venue. Will do my damnest on this one!

[Jah Lush]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Exactly, and if I wanted to drink in places where

> basic survival skills and a keeping a duster in

> your back pocket were prerequisites I would have

> stayed there.

Surely you mean a handkerchief?

[Jah Lush]

Oh! and excellent choice of venue. Hoorah!

[bigbadwolf]

Yeah. A white handkerchief that can be used as a tool of submission amongst other things.

[Jah Lush]

I thought a hanky in the back pocked declared whether you were available or indeed... submissive.

[Moos]

Blimey. What does a hanky up the sleeve mean?

*removes hanky from sleeve*

[brum]

A hanky up the sleeve means you prefer to rub noses.

*hands moos a fresh hanky for re-inserting up sleeve*

[Jah Lush]

Moos Wrote:

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> Blimey. What does a hanky up the sleeve mean?

>

> *removes hanky from sleeve*

Carpet muncher.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Brendan, I'm feeling overwhelmed. Please come to mine with your duster, I shall supply the vacuum cleaner.

[Brendan]

A thousand apologies my dear lady but my duster is purely a fashion accessory. I like the way the ostrich feathers look sticking out of my back pocket. I wouldn?t want to soil them with housework.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Golly, young man! Can't wait to see how Jah will interpret that.

PS: do take care - do you know what season it is in Blighty? You don't want to end up with a backside full of shot from a myopic hunter.

[bigbadwolf]

"You don't want to end up with a backside full of shot from a myopic hunter."

Yeah keep your head down Brendan.

[indiepanda]

Nice to have one in really short stumbling distance for a change. I don't think I've been there since the summer pub crawl last year, (the day after I moved in), which is crazy given I am only a block away.

[Mick Mac]

yep. Also my nearest pub (apart from the castle). So should be able to make it out, without anyone noticing.