The Max With The Golden Pun

[The Eye]

"He has a powerful weapon.....he picks on you if you like it or not.....a joker, second to none.....the max with the golden pun"

"Lurking in some Peckham door-way.....or crouched over a laptop somewhere.....in the next post, a brisk one-on-one.....the max with the golden pun"

"Humours required whenever he's inspired, comes just before the thrill, no poster can match him, no mod can dispatch him because of his undeniable skill"

"One cutting jibe means another poor victim has come to an unflattering end, for a laugh he'll dig anyone...the max with the golden pun"

"His eye may be on he or she...who will he slam...weee-shaaall-seeee"

"Humours required, wheneevverr he's inspired, comes just before the thrill, no poster can match him, no mod can trace him due to his demanding skill"

"One damaging slur means another poor victim has come to a comedic dead end, if you want to slag of someone, summon the services of the max with the golden puunnnn"

"He'll sliigghhhttt anyone......he'll mocckkkk anyone......with his golden pun"

[Jah Lush]

Arf!

[Mick Mac]

the eye has been watching closely.