Lets Give The Bankers A Spanking

[reggie]

Apparently Alistair Darling has the veto on RBS bonuses.

But will he use it?

Well we were told things could only get better...for some.

Sly and Reggie with a new track "Lets Give The Bankers A Spanking"

Available for free from the Lovely Last.fm

Anyone going down to Speakers Corner this Sunday to hear Billy Bragg whoop it up?

[Jah Lush]

What! Foghorn Billy? You're having a laugh. Nice bloke though.

[Pearson]

Alistair Darling! why on earth did you not make it a condition

of the loan that no bonuses should be paid until said loan is paid off!!

We might have stood a better chance of recovering our taxes and avoided this

whole debacle from the outset.................

*shakes head in disbelief*

[Jeremy]

Pearson Wrote:

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> why on earth did you not make it a condition

> of the loan that no bonuses should be paid until

> said loan is paid off!!

Because RBS (now a public "asset") would be left without any traders.

Nice idea though.

[SeanMacGabhann]

allegedly

[sniffy]

No loan = no business = no job

Darling/Labour = weak & hath no balls

[????]

....and back in the real world

[reggie]

yeah but you're made of money

[Pearson]

???? Wrote:

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> ....and back in the real world

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Hahaha, like Bankers live in the 'real' world?

[????]

Alright let's bail out a bank, then buy it then get rid off it's most profitable bit......keepin it real....

[RosieH]

See, I thought this was going to be some kinky shit

*goes away disappointed*

[????]

..That's all in the bloke locked in Dulwich Park thread

[LegalEagle-ish]

Theiving bastard bankers could be replaced by some of the more talented hard nosed Council Estate kids after a bit of training. How bloody hard can it be? If you need to be fearless, fast-thinking and ruthless, I could fill RBS with some of the kids I saw grow up on the Rockingham.

[????]

there's a fair few of them already L

[LegalEagle-ish]

Just get the new ones to agree to a slary with no bonus, innit? Better for them than selling drugs or ducking and diving, but if they get uppity and want the fat bonuses, boot them out and bring in the fresh batch of newly trained estate kids!

In fact, since the universities have been pumping out way more law graduates than can get a job, newly qualified lawyers take much lower salaries than people realise. Maybe we should have banker degrees and subsidise the poor kids to get qualified. Just see how fast their salary will come down when you have a glut of qualified bankers looking for work!

There we go, i've solved the whole wanker banker crisis all by myself!

[brum]

Legal for Prime Minister! She's get my vote.

[reggie]

so...anyone else going tomorrow?

[LegalEagle-ish]

I like Billy Bragg, but I can't be arsed. No-one in power's going to take any notice anyway.

[brum]

Hey Leagle I'm backing you for No.10! I'd like to see you with more 'spunk' please.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Lol, I've given up my toyboys. No spunk here dear!

[brum]

They they clearly had the wrong type!

[????]

I've roadied for Billy Bragg

[reggie]

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