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Valentines Day When You're Single


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Not to worry missy, help is at hand. Simply go to your nearest hobby shop and treat yourself to a remote controlled helicopter. You'll face hours of confusion trying to get the thing airbourne, but after you've mastered the controls you'll be hooked. You'll be instantly distracted from any lack of emotional affection you currently crave. You'll also be the object of excessive male attention because you'll be that cool chick all the boys are scoping out whose got her own remote controlled helicopter.


Or.....


Go and get yourself a ridiculously complicated Airfix kit. It'll take all day and you can vent any pent up sexual frustration by smashing it against a brick wall when you get bored of it. You can also sniff the Airfix glue like what woofmarkthedog does before he comes on the forum.

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Sitting in a restaurant where the tables have been pushed close together. Paying over the odds for the privilege of pretending to moon over one another sickeningly for two hours.. and then going home for a bout of half-hearted intercourse.


You're not missing much.

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*Bob* - I haven't actually heard the word "intercourse" used since Sister Kevin gave us those classes in senior year.


It doesn't sound very passionate. I feel much better now. That's probably very mean-spirited of me but thank you for that.

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A gorgeous girl like you GG, all alone on Valentines Day? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. I've quite often found myself alone on Valentines Day and really it's no big deal. Get home, skin up, open a decent bottle of wine, put on some music and and let the tears flow. They're better out than in. And after that you can smile and laugh to yourself while you think of those poor souls being ripped off for cards, flowers, chocolate, champagne and meals out with someone they feel they are lumbered with and would secretly prefer to be as free you.
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Valentine was a Roman priest killed for marrying people when the emporer had outlawed it-see where love gets you! Prior to that 14th Feb has always been a pagan fertilty festival so you could always head to a sperm bank to celebrate-you don't technically need another person.....or you could do what i'm doing and spend it with your best mate-while my other half sits at home watching tv
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