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RosieH

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So I'm in a job with the contract coming to an end at the end of this month. I would like them to extend the contract so have to show willing at the moment.


Tomorrow is our away day. We are doing an afternoon treasure hunt in aid of a big charity and I'm expected to dress up "sporty" while trying to flog merchandise. What is the least twattish thing I can do to look like a joiner-inner without despising myself so very much that I need to throw myself off the Holborn Viaduct?

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Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> Sue Sylvester from Glee is very now. And you can

> practise a snarling look of disdain and be a

> complete bitch the entire day - all in character

> of course.

>

> I'm sure someone here might help us with a picture

> for inspiration.


Voila:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0d/Sue_Sylvester.jpg/250px-Sue_Sylvester.jpg

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Brendan Wrote:

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> Go as a fat drunk man shouting at the telly.


Oh, stop it Brendan, the likelihood of RosieH being able to drag up as me, seems pretty remote.

While at the same time getting her in front of a TV showing Dickinson's Real Deal, seems remoter still.

You're living in a fantasy world, man.

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RosieH Wrote:

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> So I'm in a job with the contract coming to an end

> at the end of this month. I would like them to

> extend the contract so have to show willing at the

> moment.

>

> Tomorrow is our away day. We are doing an

> afternoon treasure hunt in aid of a big charity

> and I'm expected to dress up "sporty" while trying

> to flog merchandise. What is the least twattish

> thing I can do to look like a joiner-inner without

> despising myself so very much that I need to throw

> myself off the Holborn Viaduct?


Sorry RosieH, there is no way round your not despising yourself. It's going to happen and I feel for you.

I would go for the Chris Griffin out of Family Guy, look.

Blonde wig, fat suit, baseball outfit and towel. And just pretend to mop up after everyone else.

Unless you really have to mop up any fluids, in which case it might give you a little 'leverage' as for as negotiating your new conract goes. Know wham sayin'?


As for throwin' thee'sen off a viaduct, what put them ideas into yur 'ead.

Bloody fancy Holdorn Viaduct, at that.


If tha 'as to, chuck thee sel' int' cut, an' 'ave done.


Can't be 'avin' these fancy London drownings.

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I think you need to look like you have made a big effort http://trendsoflife.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/japanese_street_fashion_by_eroticatyphon3.jpg


get everything you can find in the cupboard and throw it all together... go girl... you can do it!

ps... they should be so lucky to have you!!!

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