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legalbeagle

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I was sitting in the sunshine at the front of Green & Blue today sipping our delicious coffee and doing some work. A man walked past me, with one trouser leg rolled up to the knee, and the other worn in the usual manner. He was in all other ways unremarkable.


Later this morning, I walked back to my car, and a different man walked past me, with one trouser leg rolled up to the knee, the other worn in the usual manner. He too was in all other ways unremarkable.


As I arrived at my house, a third man walked past me, with one trouser leg rolled up to the knee - and you can guess the rest.


Can anyone explain? Is this a football related gesture that I'm unaware of? Is the left knee flashers convention in town? I am suspicious that this is no mere coincidence.......

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legalbeagle Wrote:

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>These

> legs, all three of them, were squeaky clean. I

> checked.


You checked?!!!


LOL!


PS: leg tends not to "catch" the chain as do trousers. However, should it do so - one quick rub gets rid of grubbiness.


*still laughing*

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Is this one of them, LB? If he's not, then its one heck of a coincidence. I spotted him lurking outside my front door about ten minutes ago. He said he was from Kansas in the US and was sucked up in a tornado and dumped here. He asked me if I had seen any of his three 'friends' and a dog called 'Toto'.


He's on his way down to you.

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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Bare nipple is usually the dead give away for

> Masons. Did your eyes reach that far?



We can't give you your dignity back - thats gone for good. But you can have your money back, from paddy power.

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legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Brum - go on fess up. You just took a picture of

> your own hairy pins and posted them on a public

> forum, didn't you. You big show off.



Damn and blast woman, am I that transparent??!!


*unrolls trouser, slinks back inside, quietly closes front door and draws curtains*

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