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I checked out my first girlfriend on there and struck gold. Birthdays, wedding photos.. the lot.


Anyway, I was delighted to see that her chin had gone 'a bit funny' and that her teeth were slightly crooked. Shame. Time can be so cruel.

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Is it possible that the person whose pix, wall, whatever you are looking at knows you are doing so? I've read it is not possible, but I wonder why I get people I don't (want to) know appearing under the banner 'people you might know'.
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Every six months or so a spoof Facebook 'tool' does the rounds, claiming that it can tell you who's been looking at your profile.


And thus, a small but significant minority of 500 million users who've been busy Facebooking their old squeezes - briefly cack their pants.

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I don't know if you still can but you used to be able to view someone's profile for one week if they sent you a message - even if they weren't your friend. You could therefore set up a bogus account and send a message pretending to be a friend of your ex-GF from girlguides or something. She doesn't remember but figures it must be for real because of all the details this 'old friend' has about her life - she replies and unwittingly invites you back into her life. Its then just a question of persistence before you win her back.
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Poor old *Bob*.


Jah, you are tetchy today - is it withdrawl symptoms, or the crazy bint with the loud voice that's making you grumpy? Headphones and camomile, that's what you need sir.


And felt-tip - that's genius, if somewhat deranged. I hope your current squeeze doesn't read the forum. Or that if she does, she has very strong locks on her door.

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