Arm yourselves, they're coming for our children

[RosieH]

Giant rats. Coming soon to a toilet near you.

2 1/2 ft feckers. Sightings all over Great Bratain. They may attack our children (and you thought foxes were bad).

They have plans to take over the country (b@stard EU).

War is coming. It may already be too late.

[Jah Lush]

Ratzilla - coming soon to a cinema near you.

A sharp piece of scaremongery from the Current Bun. A plague on them.

[ruffers]

I thought this thread was going to be about clowns.

[DulwichFox]

Coming to an ED. Restaurant near you.

Ratatouille

:))

[dulwichmum]

RosieH dear heart, this is Dulwich.

Be calm.

We are surrounded by areas of South East London in which they will be smoked and sold by the pound, hours before they reach us - it is not a problem, trust me!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Well, Carpaccio of Rattus rattus is rather a delicacy in these parts.

[dulwichmum]

I just fired my aupair. She was salivating at the mention of enormous rodents! I find it simply impossible to check these girls thoroughly enough. That is the last time I hire someone from Bratislava...

[DJKillaQueen]

Can I get one for a pet?

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dulwichmum Wrote:

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> I just fired my aupair. She was salivating at the

> mention of enormous rodents! I find it simply

> impossible to check these girls thoroughly enough.

> That is the last time I hire someone from

> Bratislava...

Ithink it's becuase your hubby took her upstairs to 'see my hamsters'

[SteveT]

Provided you 'pick up' after it:)

[karter]

stick it on the bbq, yum yum, tastes like fox meat.