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Re: Wanted: Female cat for breeding

Posted by: huncamunca Today, 10:23AM



The truly sad side of cat ownership is that they are pet-lite.No walking, no bagging up shit, comparatively they are no hassle - and thats the problem. In an urban environment where people work long and erratic hours, are forced to rent / buy criminally overpriced & undersized accomodation, are often single and quite often lonely - this is the real issue. Cats fill a niche sadly. We assign them personailties, post pix up on the net and attribute human qualities to them in an effort to ward off the demons of our shite encrusted cul de sac lives of economic slavery and market driven gadget aquisition.


The increased level of cat ownership in ED is just an indicator of how compartmentalsised, emasculated and manipulated we have become.

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Brilliant solution to ED not having a tube station!




Posted by: Lost Yorkshire Man November 03, 02:15PM



Extend the Waterloo and City line to ED.

Station can be on Goose Green and it can be called the Waterloo, City and ED line.


Instead of tunnelling new holes they could close another line (say the Metropolitan) and move the holes to ED

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The perils of motorway driving!




Posted by: LostThePlot November 04, 05:58PM



Squ1rr3l Wrote:

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> I'm a relatively new driver...but even I stay in the

> middle at 70 sometimes when my tom tom tells me to

> keep right. Like on the A13, I stay in the middle

> :-\


I hope you're joking!


"Keep right" from a sat nav, means at the junction up ahead, not your position on the carriageway!

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This thread would appear to be more about fun than football!



Re: Ladies kickabout football for fun

Posted by: dita-on-tees Yesterday, 08:37AM



To cheer you up - this both mortified me and made me laugh this morning...


So I am somewhat hormonal and feeling a little sketchy...


listening to my ipod coming up from the tube trying to swipe out of the barriers at CW, oyster not working, swipe again and again.... queue building up and tutting behind me. Obviously I am frustrated at my 5th attempt - its not even beeping. This is actually because I am trying to exit the tube with an individually wrapped sanitary towel which I had shoved in my pocket this morning, EPIC FAIL


Morning all!

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