What Olympic sports are you signing up for?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Beach Volley Ball

Topless Darts

Dwarf Tossing - the speed event, not distance

Elf Bowling - or is that the Winter Games?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I think I'll go for the noble sport of bmx riding.

[Loz]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Beach Volley Ball

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> Topless Darts

(Ladies) Beach volley ball could score by removing the components of their bikini each time they lose a set. First team nekkid loses.

[Scribe]

I'd be willing to participate in a televised pissing contest with *Bob*, if such an event/spectacle could be arranged.

[fyvum]

You would win by a mile Scribe, you're full of piss 'n wind!

[Scribe]

I'm not sure, fyvum. Something tells me it would be a close finish. But I'd be more than happy to thump you in the dick swinging contest, that is if you're man enough to step-up and challenge me, and 'him'.

[wee quinnie]

What about sprinting to the sofa?

[KidKruger]

Boxing, the 800m and 1500m.

[*Bob*]

Don't you need to exercise some tactical voting in order to get something totally non-duff?

If you put all your chips on the 400m you might end-up with women's football or some kind of shooting event.

I might go for the horsing - or weightlifting.