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Annette Curtain

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http://www.priorygroup.com/Locations/London/~/media/Facility/The%20Priory%20Hospital%20Roehampton.ashx "I'll be fine, honest "


Sadly some forumites have become a little worn down & all that posting has taken its toll.


It's a "lifestyle" choice that has its casualties, so I've opened The EDF Priory as a place of rest and recuperation.


In residence we have Sean Mc & LadyMuck ( searching for their inner mojo as it were ) ????'s had a short stint "in" but the 100 club & the gambling thread proved a draw too much.


Please respect their recovery.


Dr.Curtain


* jangles keys *


We are open 24 hours for self or forced admissions. If you wish to nominate a patient then pm me, Dr.Curtain

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Dear Peter


Yes you can remain anon, as long as we can use an anagram of your name.


( for therapeutic value of course, please pass this info onto narNia )


We had to send the Ambulance/blacked out Bentley for a reluctant new "guest" last nite.


( & to respect her anonymity she wishes to be called RosiHe )



I must say I'm encouraged by the in-patient admissions list so far. It seems we've opened just in time.


So welcome to daziie, dulwich umm, takie1987 & quite possibly the Scottish rugby team.


( of course Saen & Ludymack made them very welcome/searched their bags for alcohol )



As clinical director I wish to extend business our warmest welcome to all.


Dr.Curtain


* gulps hand full of beta-blockers *

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Narnia Wrote:

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> You got to know Sean well since Feb. 25th then?



Right, no squabbling here or I'll call the orderlies.


Jah please leave the room, you are beyond redemption. ( well at least your liver is )


And derybean, we can only treat ONE of your personalities at a time, which one is it to be ?



Dr.Curtain

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Mick Mac Wrote:

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> derbyean Wrote:

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> > It will feel strange without Sean, he did add

> > value to the forum.

>

> That made me laugh. Although not sure it was

> supposed to. :))


That made me laugh. Although not sure it was supposed to... :-S

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The EDF Priory will not turn a blind eye to substance abuse.


However, for medicinal purposes our in house dispensary can be contacted here www.priorywines.co.uk


Please contact the sales Clinical Reception & collect your http://www.prioryfarm.co.uk/images/rc_sidepics1.jpg


http://www.priory-antiques.co.uk/images/uploads/PYRAMID_TELEPHONE._1JPG.JPG"Hello...meds at 7:30-7:35"


Have a pleasant stay & as it's Saturday it will be lights out at 6 ( a.m )



Dr.Curtain

Clinical Director.

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