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Hugenot Located


Marmora Man

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I often think about what people on the forum 'really' look like. This, of course is just my imagination...


I have Huguenot as handsome, middle aged, middle class man with longish hair that is swept back put keeps falling over his eyes, which permits him the annoying habit of constantly tossing his head in an attempt to flick it back. He does this every time he reads a post that annoys him, which, is most of the time.


He's attired in expensive, casual clothes, yet, he still manages to appear slightly scruffy but given his slight eccentric tendencies, he cares little.


His dark green jumbo corduroy trousers have been faithful servants for many winters and rather uncomfortably, many summers too.


On a hot day, he allows himself the privilege of a short sleeve shirt (all buttons fastened to the top), as he strolls down to the newsagents to fetch his paper of choice, he catches a glimpse of himself in a shop window. He realises his shirt is unironed, he quickly ignores this fact as he catches glimpse of a screaming headline rant fronting one of the papers on show. Tutting his way back home, he has already penned his latest EDF post in his head.


The kettle clicks as the laptop pops open, Huguenot's huge fingers scroll down to 'East Dulwich Forum' and eventually he finds the 'start a new thread section'... the next two hours of the day are neatly taken care of.

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> I have Huguenot as handsome...


Huguenot handsome? Never thought about that one before. BUT there is definitely a cute boyish charm in evidence...somewhere...I've seen it, hubby has seen it...


...beneath the masquerade of Huge-know-it-all...there is I tell you, there is...honest guv:))

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