You are probably from East Dulwich if .....

[Fabricio the Guido]

You think a bauernbrot is better than a tesco toastie...

[Fabricio the Guido]

You are pregnant or know someone who is pregnant or have 2.4 already.

[Moos]

... you take your own Waitrose plastic bags to Sainsbury's, like the guy I saw today. Made me chortle.

[katie1997]

... you don't post on the East Dulwich Forum (or so it seems that way at times....speaking for myself at least)

[maxxi]

...you long since moved to Wimbledon

[HonaloochieB]

You live in Rodwell Road.

[HonaloochieB]

You don't like to look like you're making much of an effort on this thread.

[HonaloochieB]

But in a mannered/smart alecky rather than actually effortless way.

[HonaloochieB]

Right, I reckon that saves at least anywhere between 34-36 unnecessary posts.

Always glad to take one for the team.

[Annette Curtain]

If you dislike "La Chardon"

"Oooo darling look, a sweet little french restaurant"

( she's wearing Ug-boots, he's wearing a tag round his ankle )

[Otta]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> ... you don't post on the East Dulwich Forum (or

> so it seems that way at times....speaking for

> myself at least)

Or, you have posted on the EDF more than anyone else.

Just thinking of that Keef bloke, remember him? Loser.

[karter]

Way to go Otta, say hi to Keef and the family, greetings from ED.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Your pram is wider then the pavement ....

[katie1997]

Otta Wrote:

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> katie1997 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > ... you don't post on the East Dulwich Forum

> (or

> > so it seems that way at times....speaking for

> > myself at least)

>

>

> Or, you have posted on the EDF more than anyone

> else.

>

> Just thinking of that Keef bloke, remember him?

> Loser.

Okay, apart from that Keef* bloke, WHO is actually from around these parts that posts on here?

* I remember. Not a loser, Otta! Keef = B)

[Jah Lush]

In fact Katie1997. I suspect most are blow-ins from Clapham.

[katie1997]

Thanks Jah.

[Alan Medic]

Define 'from around these parts' please

[Jah Lush]

Born and bred - grew up in the area. How that's Alan.

[Alan Medic]

She might have meant 'lives in ED'. Anyway, how long do you have to live here not to be considered a blow in. I'm here 20+ years. Where is that on the scale?

[Brendan]

You now live in Surrey.

[Jah Lush]

That's long enough for me Alan. Maybe they should have called the thread - You're Probably A Newbie To East Dulwich If...

[mockney piers]

Speak for yourself, I don't go anywhere without my 'say yes to a waitrose food hall' bag, and my SYTAWFH badge showing prominently.

[Brendan]

WTF IS SYTAWFH?

[Jah Lush]

Say Yes To A Waitrose Food Hall?

[Ted Max]

Say Yes To A Waitrose FuckHouse