Nobody talking bollox on here any more?

[Senor Chevalier]

I know these are austere times, but where the freak is all the silliness people?

[Annette Curtain]

OK

A house on Devonshire Road, between Honour Oak & Forest Hill has got all their Christmas deccos up.

Is that silly enough?

NETTE:-S

[Huguenot]

I don't believe you. I've decided not to believe you.

It doesn't matter what eveidence you provide to the contrary.

BUT, have you got any foties? ;-)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I blame Brendan.

[the-e-dealer]

I think there should a cats only section in every park. My cat like to run in the park but is harrassed by people.

[The Minkey]

Would somebody think about the dogs?

[Jah Lush]

I've just had a good long hard think about the dogs. There you go Minkey. Done.

[the-e-dealer]

A dogs only area?

[KalamityKel]

Wot about the moths? spare a thought for them too for the love of God!!!

[Lost Yorkshire Man]

What about cheese - should we consider having cheese vendors on the buses

[the-e-dealer]

YOU can buy batterys on some tube networks. Very Handy.

[Parkdrive]

You can buy alcohol from petrol stations which seems to be a bit of a paradox.

[Loz]

Parkdrive Wrote:

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> You can buy alcohol from petrol stations which seems to be a bit of a paradox.

You want to go to Australia - home of the drive-thru bottle shop (off-licence).

[Parkdrive]

Loz Wrote:

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> Parkdrive Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > You can buy alcohol from petrol stations which

> seems to be a bit of a paradox.

>

> You want to go to Australia - home of the

> drive-thru bottle shop (off-licence).

Scary!!!

[the-e-dealer]

dO THEY HAVE DRIVE THROUGH BREATHALISERS?

[Parkdrive]

No but they have drive through kebab houses.

[Loz]

They're not designed that way, but it's a natural consequence.

[Salsaboy]

I blame the French.

For everything.

[the-e-dealer]

No its the Communists.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

J'accuse Brendan rouge.

[steveo]

It's definitely bollox

[Senor Chevalier]

Cheese vendors on the buses, inspired. Now that's a movement I could get behind.

[Salsaboy]

French communists.

Selling cheese.

On buses.

[Senor Chevalier]

Would add another dimension to journey optimisation as if it isn't difficult enough. There's a 68 in 3 mins with Edam, but if I wait 7 mins I can get the 42 and they have Comte.

[Annette Curtain]

I caught the 176 last night.

And everyone looked cheesed off.

You Gouda laugh though, the driver was stirring his fondue with a prosthetic hand.

Or something like that.....

:-S