My crutch.

[Laddy Muck]

Well, it does not guarantee you a seat on the bus, but I have found it is excellent for stopping the traffic when you want to cross a busy road!

[Loz]

I hope people round here can spell.

[karter]

Does anything guarantee you a seat on the bus these days? Get better quick luv. x

[Laddy Muck]

Thanks karter, but this thread was an attempt at Friday sillyness...ah well...

*returns to knitting*

[Annette Curtain]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> Thanks karter, but this thread was an attempt at

> Friday sillyness...ah well...

>

>

> *returns to knitting*

Oooo a little "crotchety" tonight, eh muckers?

[Laddy Muck]

Dead right, Nette. Where are all the double-entendres and innuendos? It's Friday FFS. Bah....

Yep...crotchety...lol...

[katie1997]

Is your crutch still in good condition after waving it around in all that traffic or is it looking a little worse for the wear?

[Laddy Muck]

My crutch is never worse for wear young Katie. What an insinuation!

Also highly effective for poking those taking up 2 seats on the bus. Tried it earlier: worked an absolute treat.

[????]

I hope your crutch remains dry and generally unpissed upon

[katie1997]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> My crutch is never worse for wear young Katie.

> What an insinuation!

It wasn't an insinuation on my part LM, merely a polite enquiry.

Glad to hear its been put to good - and frequent - use. Even if its just on the bus.

[Alan Medic]

If you only have one crutch Laddy and you use it to stop traffic,presumably by holding it out in front of you,how come you don't fall over?

[Otta]

Do you like your crutch long or short?

[Marie81]

I'd like a crutch, I'd use it to 'accidently' whack people who spit on the pavement!