Corrupt a Wish

[KalamityKel]

I post a wish, the next person comes up with some way to pervert it in such a way as to grant it in a really crap way.

For example: I wish I had a million pounds...

Next person: Ok, you win a million pounds, but it's in weight

Got it? Right, lets begin...

I wish i had the man of my dreams...

[david_carnell]

...but you only have him for one day. Then he leaves never to return.

I wish I had George Clooney good looks....

[mightyroar]

but it turns out Clooney is a vile paedo and looking like him is not too cool

I wish I had power over the weather

[Keef]

But it turns out you cause a natural disaster.

I wish I was a famous rock star

[Brendan]

You have to hang out with Pete Doherty.

I wish I could travel through time.

[ladida]

Never to return

I wish I had the key to eternal youth

[Cassius]

Straight into the middle of a battlefield.

I wish it was summer.

[Keef]

Only to find that sun light gives you a rare skin complaint and can kill you

I wish I COULD FLY

[citizenED]

And come crashing Icarus-like down to earth after soaring to close to the sun.

I wish it was home-time

[Ant]

But 'home' is a damp cardboard box under the motorway flyover, just next to the dead pigeon.

I wish I had enough money to retire on right away.

[Brendan]

You?re realise you have nothing left to achieve, fall into a fit of depression and drug abuse get found blue, bloated and dead on the toilet.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of wishes

[lozzyloz]

Only to find that it means living in a golden oil lamp buried deep in the desert for ever.

I wish I could sing

[Domitianus]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> Only to find that it means living in a golden oil

> lamp buried deep in the desert for ever.

>

> I wish I could sing

...for your supper because you are a starving and homeless wino.

[KalamityKel]

and YOUR wish dom?

[Domitianus]

You and a can of Anchor dairy cream.

[lozzyloz]

and the can is empty

[Domitianus]

...but I am not!

[KalamityKel]

:-S

[Domitianus]

>:D

[dulwichmum]

Shame on you Domitianus - you are a filthy beast.

[PeckhamRose]

I wish I had more good luck.

[dulwichmum]

You and me both PeckhamRose, anytime I get excited about something - the wheels fall off it.

[pablogrande]

I wish I had an orange instead of a head

[citizenED]

But then you find you are allergic to oranges

I wish there were 25 hours in the day

[KalamityKel]

Only to find that you had to work even harder!

I wish I had a can of coke...