Cut my own Christmas tree!

[Bob Buzzard]

I went to Bishops Offley Christmas Trees today with my family and we cut our own Christmas tree - a 5 1/2 feet Noble Fir with blue/green needles, lovely fragrance and only ?35 - I?m really pleased with it.

[dbboy]

I bet BOCT are more than happy with you as well. All the way to Staffordshire? ? For a tree? ? Not particularly cost effective from ED, or fuel efficient, or environmentally friendly, on the basis in just over thirty days it'll get chucked out!!!!!!!

[cn150]

It's not too far really- depends where you're coming from. Anyway it's all set up with lights (on timer), tinsel, and baubles. All done whilst listening to 'Tinsel and Lights'.

[Seabag]

cn150 Wrote:

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> It's not too far really- depends where you're

> coming from. Anyway it's all set up with lights

> (on timer), tinsel, and baubles. All done whilst

> listening to 'Tinsel and Lights'.

Bob? Is this you?

[Siduhe]

Oops. ;-)

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

So funny!Bob has been at the Christmas sherry, Hic!

[natty01295]

Realistic Chrismas trees

https://www.balsamhill.co.uk/?utm_content=__iv_p_1_g_15684894667_c_374666372069_w_kwd-19220956345_n_g_d_m_v__l__t__r_1t1_x__y__f__o__z__i__j__s__e__h_9045882_ii__vi__&gclid=CjwKCAiAuK3vBRBOEiwA1IMhuvH_gfcugniLKgEOWZ00ToUvuSuJvuvzQTzM_eNNgSLBRTJX5cdJlhoC120QAvD_BwE

[cn150]

I'm Bob's wife - Mrs Bob. I'm a nurse at King's.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

ooooh Matron

cn150 Wrote:

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> I'm Bob's wife - Mrs Bob. I'm a nurse at King's.

[cn150]

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote:

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> ooooh Matron

>

>

> cn150 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

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> > I'm Bob's wife - Mrs Bob. I'm a nurse at King's.

No, I'm not a Matron, I'm a Staff Nurse.

[natty01295]

Whats that to do with Christmas ???

[TheCat]

Mr and Mrs Bob....I hope is was an artisan tree? Or at the very least an organic one. I also hope you have offset the carbon impact of your deforestation somehow.....

[diable rouge]

cn150 Wrote:

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> I'm Bob's wife - Mrs Bob. I'm a nurse at King's.

But you've told us you've got a wife, how very modern, that must go down a treat with the builders....so to speak

[Bob Buzzard]

Popped over to Bishops Offley in the Saab today to cut a nice 6' tree with a nice fragrance.

[Seabag]

Zzzz...

No you didn?t

Next?

[Bob Buzzard]

Well, the tree is in my front room decorated

?35 for a 6' tree.

[KidKruger]

Photo - with Bob buzzard written on a card in foreground...

[Spartacus]

Kid, when you said you wanted a picture of the tree with a card saying Bob on it, I had a vision of it being this one :

BBC News - Alabama sheriff's 'thugshot' Christmas tree draws complaints

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55202000

[KidKruger]

Ha ha, no. You can?t pin pictures to an imaginary tree !

[TheCat]

What brand of roof-racks do you have on the imaginary Saab Bob?

[Spartacus]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> Ha ha, no. You can?t pin pictures to an imaginary

> tree !

Does that mean...

Oh my I can hardly believe I'm going to ask ...

But is Bob also imaginary 😱 ?

[KidKruger]

No more imaginary than Trump?s massive win in the US election, or the oven-ready Brexit deal !

[wordsworth]

TheCat Wrote:

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> What brand of roof-racks do you have on the

> imaginary Saab Bob?

Maybe he's got a Bobsleigh

[Bob Buzzard]

Bob Buzzard is here and now.

[Spartacus]

Did anyone just hear something ?