womanofdulwich Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 "I'll feed that back to her" , not" sorry, I'll tell her she got it wrong and has wasted your time by not telling you about your hospital appointment. " Any others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nxjen Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Your call is important to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Your call will be answered shortly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seenbeen Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 We know you are waiting....who the hell is 'we'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peachpie Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Thanks for reaching out to us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnL Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 'We'll extent your health benefits for 3 months after you leave, Have a nice day' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 You are Number 8 in the Queue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankito Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 ?I?ll just pop you on hold for a second? (Do I ever have a choice...? Grrrrrr) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 As well as annoying phonespeak, what compacts it is when people have their phone on loudspeaker and hold the phone just in front of their face so everyone can hear the ducking hold music or conversation.It seems to be a habit inherited from shows like the apprentice where they do it so the cameras can hear both sides of the call. The average Joe walking down the street doesn't need to do it... > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seenbeen Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Frankito Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> ?I?ll just pop you on hold for a second? (Do I> ever have a choice...? Grrrrrr)A second...more like 45 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnL Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 seenbeen Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Frankito Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > ?I?ll just pop you on hold for a second? (Do I> > ever have a choice...? Grrrrrr)> A second...more like 45 minutesWhen Sky did it to me she kept popping back to see if I was OK - I felt she was worried for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 People who, at the end of a call, rather than simply saying, 'Bye", then hanging up theyactually say, "bye, bye, bye..bye....bye.........bye.......bye....bye..bye..bye......bye..".I find that nowadays, after the first couple of "Byes", I just hang-up because I'm not reciting 13x byes in reply for the sake of politeness. It's like Borat has got hold of their phone ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCat Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Lets take this discussion offline..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keano77 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 ?...if you are calling about x press 1, if y press 2, if z press 3.?(Presses 3)?Thank you all the information you require about z can be found on our website at www....If you would like to partake in a short survey to tell us how we did please press 1...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfFocus Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 "We value you privacy and we never give your details to anyone else except as described at our privacy policy at double-u double-u double-u dot xxxxx dot co dot uk forward-slash ....."Do people really get URLs from messages or just google for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutOfFocus Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 KidKruger Wrote:---------------------------------------------------> People who, at the end of a call, rather than> simply saying, 'Bye", then hanging up they> actually say, "bye, bye,.And whilst your finger reaches for the screen they say something that sounds ir might be important. Too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Ha ha !!Possible, but unlikely, if relevant enough they can text.OutOfFocus Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> KidKruger Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -> > People who, at the end of a call, rather than> > simply saying, 'Bye", then hanging up they> > actually say, "bye, bye,> .> > And whilst your finger reaches for the screen they> say something that sounds ir might be important.> Too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules-and-Boo Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 hahah...my best friend does that; "bye darling, love you, speak soon, byee....byee....mwah!" for about five minutes :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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