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Posted by Robert Poste's Child 28 October, 2016 14:06

*Peels face from pillow where dribble has dried. Blows nose on tissue. Replaces tissue with new one halfway through. Wipes nose with third tissue. Throws tissues on floor. Coughs ... and again ... and again. Replaces duvet over face.*

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Posted by Alan Medic 02 November, 2016 13:25

*hears sobbing coming from a darkened corner*
*speaks quietly............*bob*? *

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Posted by Salsaboy 02 November, 2016 19:03

*from the darkness the reply is heard 'leave me alone'*

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Posted by Robert Poste's Child 02 November, 2016 19:44

*hears what sounds like *bob* and Alan Medic having a lovers' tiff. Stuffs duvet in ears*

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Posted by red devil 13 November, 2017 13:18

*Trips over a duvet and a couple of empty bottles of Dubonnet. Removes tattered pic of Quids from the dart board. Goes up into loft to get the Christmas decs box...*

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Posted by diable rouge February 07, 09:46AM

*Trips over Christmas decs box and a couple of empty bottles of Sipsmith Lemon Drizzle Gin. Removes tattered pic of Jah from the dart board. Goes up into loft to get the Valentine's Day decs box...*

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Posted by diable rouge March 06, 02:42PM

*Sprays disinfectant everywhere...*

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Posted by sjsl March 08, 02:13PM

*checks stocks of loo rolls and pasta*

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Posted by KidKruger March 08, 06:17PM

*starts tearing pages from old copies of National Geographic and impaling them on the rusty nail in the bathroom wall, adjacent to the toilet basin - because shops have no more loo roll*

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Posted by carlafindle March 08, 07:14PM

KidKruger Wrote:
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> *starts tearing pages from old copies of National
> Geographic and impaling them on the rusty nail in
> the bathroom wall, adjacent to the toilet basin -
> because shops have no more loo roll*

Except Nat Geographic is printed on wrong type of paper therefore promoting a 'bad wipe'

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Posted by stanleytripe March 09, 03:53PM

* Realises that Nat Geo makes lousy bog roll, carefully and silently pleats the pages into face masks instead. Uses cord from light pull to tie them on. Bathroom now in permanent darkness.

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus March 09, 08:18PM

*Cough*

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Posted by diable rouge March 09, 10:00PM

*Checks coast is clear, tiptoes into loo and places Andrex Aloe Vera Super Soft Velvety Quilted toilet roll behind secret tiled access panel. Washes hands for 20 seconds singing There'll Always Be An England...*

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Posted by stanleytripe March 10, 06:43AM

*Waits for diable rouge to prepare to leave then rushes out after them, so no need to touch the door handle.

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Posted by diable rouge March 10, 10:35AM

*After turning round startled and accidentally knocking stanley clean out, decides to put him in the laundry shoot in the hope that the shock of waking up among Louisa's smalls will make him forget about the secret stash...*

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Posted by diable rouge March 10, 06:34PM

*Spots Louisa throwing her laundry down the shoot, hears muffled ooooohs and ahhhhhhs...*

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Posted by stanleytripe March 10, 08:15PM

*groggily comes to, believes has landed on a secret stash of medical face masks, puts one on.

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Posted by diable rouge March 10, 10:04PM

*Spots Louisa make a bolt for the laundry room after realising she threw her grandchild's used Pampers down the laundry shoot by mistake...*

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