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Posted by Tarot 28 August, 2011 00:35

Walks up to door pins a notice of Health and safety warning saying residents must clean their act up,

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Posted by Huguenot 28 August, 2011 09:31

*Gives Tarot his jacket back*

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Posted by red devil 28 August, 2011 09:55

*Pins H&S notice to dartboard...spies copy of 'Ready Meals For One CAN BE FUN!' on top of microwave...puts it back under wonky armchair leg...face down*

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Posted by red devil 26 June, 2012 15:15

10 months later...

*Removes Crime Scene Investigation tape. Notices red stain on wall, and a half eaten mouldy loaf of bread curiously sitting in the half open top drawer of a wobbly Ikea set of chest drawers...*

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Posted by maxxi 26 June, 2012 15:44

Step aside sonny - we've got the 'dozers in and this puppy is coming down

*shows change of use permit and truck full of breeze blocks and corrugated asbestos sheet*

If you're interested in a 'Unit' then you'll have to see the boss... when she gets back.

ETA: All this maintenance going on... perfect cover for some covert demolition and 're-assignment'...



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Posted by Huguenot 26 June, 2012 19:57

*unashamedly dusts the red brick detritus from the donkey, pulls up a soiled sign for the swimming pool and shuffles out a bottle of Malibu from the antimacassar - coconut juice here!*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 27 June, 2012 11:03

"Sod that! Re-develop the final resting place of Mrs Dobbin the Lactating Donkey?! Re-awake the frighful spectral Shade of Batdog?! Are you quite mad?"

"That animacassar is an East dulwich Holy Relic! The historic copy of Razzle stuffed down the side of the battered arm-chair is and example of the first time that the world was introduced to Dulwichmum"

"Step aside EDF Younglings, mere pups that have been posting for but a brief moment. HUGUENOT! The key to armoury! Swiftly Dear Chap, the elephant guns are required!!"

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Posted by maxxi 27 June, 2012 13:15

Use it or lose it daddy-o

*wonders where the aroma of asafoetida is coming from?*

Dulwich mum has retired to Budleigh Salterton, Razzle is online and we ate the Donkey last Christmas as a delightfully piquant salami.

What are you hiding under that antimacassar?

*advances over a carpet of bhaji crumbs*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 27 June, 2012 14:24

Typical of hormonal, spotty youths. It was your sort that built Peckham's high rise estates. The previous back to back slums with open sewers with 6 families in a room, were far more charming and picturesque. Dulwichmum called them home.

Anybody fancy a swim?

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Posted by Otta 27 June, 2012 14:29

*chains self to Soda Stream machine*

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Posted by Ms B 27 June, 2012 14:36

*Catches sight of erotica display on ED library shelf. Wonders what kind of person borrows pornography from a public library.*

*Washes hands anyway.*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 27 June, 2012 14:41

*I believe the erotica is the reading for the next meeting of the Green and Blue Book Club. Peckhamgatecrasher got them stocked at Chener Books specially*

*Well done Otta, thats the spirit. Could you do me a Cherryade, as you are conveniently placed?*

*Ta*

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Posted by Moos 27 June, 2012 14:42

Splash!

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Posted by maxxi 27 June, 2012 14:53

*lets fly with Sparklets syphon full of Tizer*

Chiz!

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Posted by red devil 27 June, 2012 15:21

*Heavy artillery needed...shakes up bottle of Dandelion and Burdock*

''Die Mother F*ck*rs!..''



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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 27 June, 2012 15:40

*Irn Bru! This will sort you out and melt your teeth!!*

*Just dont make the erotica collection sticky. For obvious reasons*

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Posted by Otta 27 June, 2012 16:06

*throws ice cream float across the room*

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Posted by maxxi 27 June, 2012 17:05

It couldn't get any stickier!

*Hurls litre bottle of Alpine Pineappleade loaded with space dust and ducks*


No, no it's not loaded with ducks, don't be so @#$%& literal Huge.

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 27 June, 2012 17:49

*Sweet Jesus! Ducks!! Are there no depths to which you will not stoop?*

*Pulls pin from a fragmentation tortoise and hurls it over the top*

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Posted by red devil 12 July, 2012 12:50

*Leaves cheque on bar for Mops R Us.
Pins up poster on noticeboard - Summer Lido now OPEN!..*

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Posted by New Girl 14 July, 2012 22:16

*Silently sniggering at erotica collection in Chener's with Nero coffee in hand. Cue spillage*

*Embarassement ensues.....*

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Posted by Tarot 20 July, 2012 21:09

I go away and the squatters are back again I notice Hugenot through the dusty window drink in hand reading the, wait I dont believe it his got the script for the lead character in the Fifty shades of grey film.
Jammy old f..t

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Posted by red devil 24 August, 2012 12:20

*Places pitch forks back in secure store...*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 08 April, 2013 21:19

"A few cobwebs in the old place"

*Flits round with duster*

*Finds crumpled photo of a lactating donkey and battered copy of Razzle*

"Ah, memories"

"Time for a spring clean and lick of paint?"

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Posted by 08 April, 2013 22:23

*walks in wearily, nods at MP, grabs a full bottle of any sort, turns off computer/smartphone and puts them away, sighs*

'God let the next few days pass quickly'

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Posted by KalamityKel 09 April, 2013 07:06

mefinks ya shouldn't just take any ol' bottle... might contain something less than fit for consumption if rumours r to b taken seriously...

*offers a lady grey* big grin

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Posted by Huguenot 09 April, 2013 07:21

*piles all the smartphones in the middle of the table*

First one to touch theirs picks up the bill.

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 09 April, 2013 12:35

"Let me just adjust the black ribbons around the photograph of The Blessed Margaret"

*Lights a few tea-lights and places them beneath in reverential fashion*

*Slips off to the lavatory clutching a copy of the 1979 Conservative Party Manifesto*

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Posted by Otta 09 April, 2013 12:52

*Walks in and trips over a copy of the 1979 Conservative Party Manifesto minus the dustcover*

*Wonders what happened to that battered copy of Razzle*

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Posted by red devil 09 April, 2013 15:11

*Grabs a tealight and sets fire to the picture of Thatch. Seeing that bog roll is runing low, picks up the 1979 Conservative Party Manifesto and heads off for a much needed dump...*

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