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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 27 November, 2009 18:33

Saturnalia - Good man. The Butler did it. Ooops.

Beaker of Hispanian Ceretanum? Rather sprightly vino.

Edited: To spoil the fun of the Devil.



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Posted by red devil 27 November, 2009 18:51

''Rather sprightly red.''

''Thanks, it's the cod liver oil''...*somersaults out of room*

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Posted by red devil 12 December, 2009 09:34

...*somersaults back into room, switches on Christmas lights...Ho! Ho! Ho!...*

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Posted by EDKiwi 12 December, 2009 11:06

*wakes ups after dozing in front of the fire*
Santa???

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Posted by dulwichmum 12 December, 2009 14:17

Mulled wine anyone?

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Posted by red devil 13 December, 2009 08:50

*prises empty mulled wine bottle and half eaten mince pie from DM's hands.
Puts flashing Rudolph nose on DM's nose...Ho! Ho! Ho!*

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Posted by EDKiwi 10 January, 2010 21:44

*finally manages to clear the snow from the front door, tip toes in past various empty bottles and dozing inhabitants, including one with a flashing rudolph nose*

*stokes the fire and begins to restock the bar and clear away the mountain of emptys after shooing the penguins back outside*

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Posted by dulwichmum 12 January, 2010 22:20

*Shudders into life, removes flashing red nose and flashes a dirty look to red devil.*

*Pops behind enormous Chinese screen and pops on pair of Slendertone shorts.*

*Sits back in enormous arm chair.*

Clench and relax, CLench and relax, CLEnch and relax, CLENch and relax, CLENCh and relax, CLENCH and relax.

"OHMYGOD!"

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 12 January, 2010 22:50

Ah DM, I remember "clench, relax, clench relax, clench relax", normally followed by "Did you pay for half an hour or 45 minutes?"

That was before the kids (the first batch), the NOTW "expose" and the subsequent lucrative hush money.

Happy days..

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Posted by dulwichmum 13 January, 2010 19:21

Mike dear heart, what are you talking about?

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Posted by KalamityKel 23 January, 2010 18:18

Blimey does no one ever air this room? Smells quite yucky in here!

I may reconsider my visit... surprised smiley

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Posted by red devil 23 March, 2010 20:08

*Sniff, sniff...pins photo of Rafa Benitez on dartboard...leaves Fresh 'n' Vac next to the Dyson*

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Posted by dulwichmum 24 March, 2010 19:33

Trots into quiet room followed by new orange haired, pale skinned au pair from Ireland...

"Get to it sweetie, it's time to do the Shake and Vac!"

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 24 March, 2010 20:00

"Ding-Dong, a fellow Ginger and natural as well"

"Dulwichmum, your roots are showing and you are letting the side down"

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Posted by dulwichmum 24 March, 2010 20:06

Michael dear heart, I don't know what you mean (opens fan)!

I am currently honey blonde, and Nicky Clarke himself is responsible - he has gone right off ginger of late (I wonder why...).

Dearbhail, my new au pair, is as large as my husbands bonus, but much less attractive! Help yourself sweetie, but remember, my hair is always perfect and my au pair must be home before midnight - I work her like a dog!

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Posted by dulwichmum 16 April, 2010 21:11

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit was 2010:04:16:21:13:00 by dulwichmum.

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Posted by Peckhamgatecrasher 16 April, 2010 21:35

Interesting point, DM.

I fear, from another thread, you are wrong about plantation shutters. They are simply naff in victorian terraced stock. As for Georgian, NO!

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Posted by iaineasy 16 April, 2010 22:51

*Checks through soda stream selection, and smiles ear to ear at sight of Cream Soda*

*makes the mistake of putting the concentrate in before the bubbles and makes a small explosion the iranians would be proud of, and wanting to make the best of it starts an ibiza style foam party in the fall out from the soda stream machine, hoping dulwich mum will turn up for a quiet boogie*

3275 people have visited the quiet room with nothing to say but maybe nows the time to start the silent disco. Its friday after all.

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Posted by Peckhamgatecrasher 17 April, 2010 05:25

Golly, I misread that as concrete and thought for a moment, you were thwarting squatters in the Quiet Room.

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Posted by Keef 17 April, 2010 08:58

*Walks in, and gives a big thumbs up to cream soda*

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Posted by dulwichmum 17 April, 2010 10:40

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:
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> Interesting point, DM.
>
> I fear, from another thread, you are wrong about
> plantation shutters. They are simply naff in
> victorian terraced stock. As for Georgian, NO!

I have been trying to hang up my poster in here since last night. It is so frustrating *wail*, the blu tack simply won't take the weight and I am not sure that my staple gun is appropriate.

Please Mr Keef, could you pour me a cream soda?

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Posted by dulwichmum 17 April, 2010 11:05

Lets put the Party back in Politics! Vote Dulwichmum.



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Posted by red devil 19 June, 2010 08:32

*Throws vuvuzela into swimming pool...takes down picture of Rafa Benitez pinned to the dartboard and puts up picture of Capello*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 05 September, 2010 22:01

Hmmm, its the end of Summer, Time to cover the swimming pool, removing Dulwichmums hand knitted swim wear from the changing room.

Sent a 5 year old up the chimney this morning, let him keep the soot and gave him a tanner for his troubles.

A quick dust, hoover, de-lousing and the Quiet Room will be ready for the Autumn.

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Posted by Moos 06 September, 2010 20:29

Humph, Moosling could have done with the pocket money.

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 06 September, 2010 22:56

Sorry Moos, I used one of Dulwichmum's off-spring as they need the cash after James' run in with the SFO.

Would the Moosling like to cut the grass? We have a 2100 Horse-power turbo sit-on lawn mover in the mews.

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Posted by Moos 07 September, 2010 08:16

That sounds a bit too safe. Haven't you got a job that needs a chainsaw?

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 07 September, 2010 10:00

The front privet-hedge needs trimming, that would be more of a hedge-clipper job. Hedge clippers would be more the Moosling's thing dont you think? I know that he has all the manic instincts needed to successfully wield a chainsaw, but sadly as yet not the stature.

Come the Spring, no doubt a chainsaw will be just the thing as he follows in the family tradition stature-wise.

A Christmas present idea there for you. His little face will light up to see a chainsaw next to the Christmas tree.

Best buy a titanium tannenbaum; or a drum kit instead of the chainsaw.

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Posted by mockney piers 25 February, 2011 10:20

*Dons slipper, light's top drawer shag, eases into recliner, pours gin, plashes tonic and a squeeze of lime*

*waves to quids*
- just us then, G&T?

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Posted by Brendan 25 February, 2011 10:22

For gods' sake don't set fire to her!

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