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Posted by Tarot 02 March, 2011 20:27

Climb out of swimming pool, wasnt expecting that,ruined my moccasins.
I shouldnt have drugged the coffee,moos is a bit fiery better avoid her.
Leaves out a cream doughnut for Citizen Ed, and a Glinfiddich whiskey,walks over to a fast asleep Hughnot and brushes his fez, while putting it back takes a quick shufty at his stocks and shares paper and notice what he has ringed with his pen,chuckles quietly and nips over to see what horse Cit Ed has underlined,leaves quietly slipping past moos and hope she didnt notice me Wild thing she is,

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Posted by Tarot 24 March, 2011 17:57

Goes to guiet room.someones boarded it up,guess they didnt lke squatters.

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Posted by camberwell70 24 March, 2011 18:01

has a w*nk and goes to sleep

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 24 March, 2011 18:27

*Aims the Official Blunderbuss at the Winking intruder*

*There will be a discharge at any moment*

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Posted by Peckhamgatecrasher 24 March, 2011 19:06

*walks in, settles self in wing chair and opens biography of Mary Whitehouse*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 24 March, 2011 19:43

"Oh sh*t!"

*Hides historic Dulwichmum Special edition of Razzle down side of chair*

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Posted by karter 24 March, 2011 20:10

*hides document showing curry club offender breaking the chair*

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Posted by Tarot 25 March, 2011 01:01

Karter and Micharl seem very secretive,hiding things,walk and casually walk past,slip over a book left on the floor
and bang my head on the wall.
That sounded a bit hollow, tap down the wall and there is a split in it.
Look through ,crafty buggers. its a secret room.
Theres people in there, through a dimly lit smokey room, Ican just make out for people playing poker.
One looks like Quids. one eating a curry seems to be Michael P.who the others are I cant make out.
Are there twins in this place I wonder.
I feel dizzy got to sit down.

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Posted by Huguenot 25 March, 2011 05:25

It's Sean and Keef, sniggering.

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Posted by 12 June, 2011 20:01

*opens door, detects distinct odour of freshley cut onions*

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Posted by Peckhamgatecrasher 12 June, 2011 20:29

*stumbles in and trips over jar of runner bean relish with peeling label.

Picks up and places it on the mantel, Fortnum & Mason brand clearly showing underneath.*

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Posted by Muley 21 June, 2011 12:08

*Tiptoes in, trying to avoid scuffing the parquet floor with the cleats of cycling shoes, having just averaged 57mph through the dog walkers and pedestrians of Dulwich park.
Notices Mockney's innovation of a trained drink-dispensing monkey and orders usual pint of absinthe and carrot juice. Squints suspiciously at jar of runner bean marmalade on mantlepiece, opens lid and takes tentative sniff- not too bad, but hard to tell where marmalade ends and mould begins. Samples a spoonful, splutters and bellows:

"MONKEY, WHERE'S THAT BLOODY DRINK? BRING IT IMMEDIATELY OR GET A DAMN GOOD SLAP!"

General grunting and harumphing follows. Looks around and, embarrassed, sinks back into armchair. Deduces from disapproving glares that it must be bad form to threaten to spank another fellows monkey in the Quiet Room.*

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Posted by red devil 09 July, 2011 11:24

Quiet in here, innit?

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 09 July, 2011 12:19

We are waiting for some gormless @#$%& to post "73" on the thread. Then we will leap from behind the sofas and sink knives into their artless idiotic backs.

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Posted by red devil 09 July, 2011 13:06

*Puts up 'Lost!' posters of Sean Mac and Keef on newsboard...*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 09 July, 2011 16:57

*Scribbles tooth brush moustaches on both of them*

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Posted by Laddy Muck 09 July, 2011 17:27

*whispers*

73


(post 3317)

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And the Reds go marching ON! ON! ON!

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Posted by Laddy Muck 09 July, 2011 17:54

*falls quietly to ground as knife blade enters artless idiotic back*

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And the Reds go marching ON! ON! ON!

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Posted by Otta 09 July, 2011 18:02

*removes fake moustach disguise, as it was making me look a bit like that Keef fellow in the WANTED poster*

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 09 July, 2011 18:05

*The Quiet Room becomes Quiet*

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Posted by red devil 10 July, 2011 13:12

*Puts on a DVD...*


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Posted by 10 July, 2011 13:37

Settles in chair, pours Stella, hides NOTW inside MP's old and suspiciously 'weathered' copy of Razzle.

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Posted by Michael Palaeologus 10 July, 2011 19:41

"Blimey Quids, I didnt think you could open the pages anymore! That Stella is she the last ever NOTW Lovely? Very worried about the situation in the Horm of Africa, 34-24-34?"

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Posted by maxxi 27 August, 2011 14:41

*Shakes umbrella and enters gingerly... Gingerly complains loudly. Finds abandoned armchair and - kicking off unrecognisable magazine stuck to sole of shoe - sits in damp splendour and tries to identify the all pervading smell.*

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Posted by Huguenot 27 August, 2011 15:01

*Hooks out furry pork pie from under chaise longue with a bent coathanger, much to the protests of Michael Paleologus, who now finds his PVC biker jacket sliding off the antimacassar*

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Posted by Moos 27 August, 2011 17:36

Damp splendour? That's my coat, gerroff.

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Posted by Huguenot 27 August, 2011 17:42

*Offers a brown faux leather jacket with padded shoulders and a 'V' down the back that was left under the pool table by way of recompense*

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Posted by maxxi 27 August, 2011 17:48

My apologies Madam.


*gives Moos coat and notices smell seems to disappear. Finds cotton bud with only one end used - there are some real finds in here.*

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Posted by Moos 27 August, 2011 18:07

It's my smell and I like it.

Whose is this coat, Huguenot?

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Posted by red devil 27 August, 2011 19:16

*Enters room...sniffs...puts back BBC Good Food magazine cover over MP's prized Razzle...*

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