"Sod that! Re-develop the final resting place of Mrs Dobbin the Lactating Donkey?! Re-awake the frighful spectral Shade of Batdog?! Are you quite mad?"
"That animacassar is an East dulwich Holy Relic! The historic copy of Razzle stuffed down the side of the battered arm-chair is and example of the first time that the world was introduced to Dulwichmum"
"Step aside EDF Younglings, mere pups that have been posting for but a brief moment. HUGUENOT! The key to armoury! Swiftly Dear Chap, the elephant guns are required!!"
Typical of hormonal, spotty youths. It was your sort that built Peckham's high rise estates. The previous back to back slums with open sewers with 6 families in a room, were far more charming and picturesque. Dulwichmum called them home.
I go away and the squatters are back again I notice Hugenot through the dusty window drink in hand reading the, wait I dont believe it his got the script for the lead character in the Fifty shades of grey film.
Jammy old f..t