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Posted by maxxi 07 December, 2015 23:41

red devil Wrote:
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> So you should be, took me 5 edits to work out it
> doesn't like V*rginia...


Bloody smoking ban...

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Posted by miga 08 December, 2015 10:26

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> It wouldn't let me post V-irginia without the hyphen

That makes perfect sense, she wouldn't be a V-irginia without her hyphen.

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Posted by red devil 19 January, 2016 10:17

The local CGF barber's ''Half Cut - Half Price!'' offer has few takers...

http://playmobil.scene7.com/is/image/Playmobil/5487_product_detail?$pdp_zoom_inner$&locale=en_GB

No I'm not drunk...it'sh the beer and lime shampoo I uuused...Hic!

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Posted by red devil 23 February, 2016 12:44

R2 DLou and Bollox Bollox, the resident CGF spambots, get their knickers in a twist...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/82/6a/7f/826a7f5919d130462659ddb8b8ae6ad1.jpg

Computer says ''Out''

No! Compuer says ''In''

No!! Computer says OUT!...




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2016:02:23:12:46:49 by red devil.

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Posted by red devil 17 March, 2016 11:06

Foxy, thinking If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, decides to open a Cafe to appeal to the gentrifiers, with his signature dish to be Boiled Ostrich Eggs. Until he hits a snag...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d7/64/3a/d7643aa3f8a941d59c8809228b0df4d4.jpg

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Posted by red devil 03 May, 2017 14:25

Unclegrim has a 'solution'...The sooner we clean up these foreigner inspired 'compare website' adverts the better. If it's not crytpto-homosexual Russian Meerkats, it's annoying obese Italian tenors. What we need is an indigenous folk singer, complete with Morris dancers for the big dance scene...as long as they don't look too gay...#GoHomeAndCompare.com

http://racheldeblinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/legos1-640x250.jpg

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Posted by red devil 14 November, 2017 10:00

Is that you *Bob*?!...

http://stoysnetcdn.com/plmb/plmb5411/plmb5411_2.jpg

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Posted by diable rouge 10 June, 2019 19:30

Well done my lovelies, anyone who thinks they can cross VelvetBlueBeret and get away with it has got another thing coming...Mwahahaha!

http://www.animobil.info/wit-icons/crows.jpg

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Posted by Sue 10 June, 2019 21:00

big grin big grin big grin

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Posted by cella 10 June, 2019 21:20

The views she has are too challenging to ignore! Doubt whether she's a rook trainer...
💪🙅🏻👩🏻‍💻

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Posted by diable rouge 21 June, 2019 11:58

Dulwich Basil Brush is overcome with excitement as he's about to install Windows 10 Version 1952 aka, Brexit for Dummies...

https://www.decotoys.ch/images/product_images/info_images/playmobil-4289arbeitszimmera.jpg

''How to Brexit, Part 1...Stock up on beef dripping, pork scratchings and bread pudding.....oooh, I'm already welling up with the nostalgia!''

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Posted by diable rouge 11 July, 2019 13:27

While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders round to measure up...

https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/292871051789_/PLAYMOBIL-CONSTRUCTION-FIGURES-spare-BuildersPeopleWorkersJob-Lot.jpg

''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can provide me with the best rear extension...''

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Posted by Sue 11 July, 2019 13:29

big grin big grin big grin

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Posted by Help-Ma-Boab 11 July, 2019 13:32

#Gold

diable rouge Wrote:
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> While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs
> Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders
> round to measure up...
>
> [www.picclickimg.com]
> 89_/PLAYMOBIL-CONSTRUCTION-FIGURES-spare-BuildersP
> eopleWorkersJob-Lot.jpg
>
> ''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can
> provide me with the best rear extension...''

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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 11 July, 2019 14:01

After the recent outcry at their celebrations, the ED USA ex pats plan to take next years 4th July celebration to a new level





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Posted by Sue 11 July, 2019 16:10

big grin big grin big grin

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Posted by Spartacus 11 July, 2019 18:15

The East Dulwich wardens proudly show off their new uniforms before looking for garden waste infringements



But are unsure if their new bikes would be useful now the CPZ wasn't going ahead



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Posted by dbboy 11 July, 2019 21:11

Great to have CGF! posting again, always makes me chuckle.

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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 12 July, 2019 13:55

The Dulwich Basil Brush (aka Jules) is discussing the opening of Saucy with Bob (aka Vincent)



VINCENT: ...You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in East Dulwich?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the funk a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: A saucy burger, and it doesn’t even come with fries

JULES: No fries with the Saucy Burger!!!! What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it “Le Big Mac”

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into GBK



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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 19 July, 2019 12:17

Seabag was determined not to miss this years Flant day by saddling up "Antony" and leading the charge on the residents of East Dulwich





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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 20 July, 2019 12:38

KidKruger was determined to get to the bottom of the rouge dog poo issue on goose green, but try as he might he didn't spot the culprit as she was secretly dropping them under the cover of her skirt just like Uncle Eric Ashley-Pitt taught her in the great escape.





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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 22 July, 2019 13:13

Lou2 was starting to feel her blood boil about diable rouge correctly identifying her secret identity as "the loopy"

She started to plan her revenge on diable rouge and the first thing on the agenda was to find a way out of Bethlam without the guards noticing





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Posted by diable rouge 22 July, 2019 13:37

*Removes Terminator 2 from the sanitorium's video collection...*

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Posted by KidKruger 22 July, 2019 17:30

Artful - ‘rouge dog poo’ ?!
Now that’s a concept.....!
(Apols if you’re dyslexic)

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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 22 July, 2019 18:48

Poop
Fat fingers 😳
Still red poo could be a clue to which dog is doing it , maybe a French poodle with a passion for kimchi and chillies 🤔

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Posted by TheArtfulDogger 29 July, 2019 16:29

FussyGalore: I say to man in East Dulwich shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound.

Dulwich Basil Brush : Have you ever heard of the bubonic plague, Fussy? It was very popular here at one time. A lot of pedigreed hamsters came over on ships from Siberia.

LouTwo: Dulwich Basil Brush, he's Fussy's pet. We have a duty to it. Perhaps we could find a home for him.

Dulwich Basil Brush : All right, I'll put an ad in the papers. "Wanted: Kind home for enormous, savage rodent. Answers to the name of 'Louisa.'"





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Posted by diable rouge 30 July, 2019 14:06

At first supportive of his wive's regression therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for supper for the 5th night running...

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Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock next time darling?

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Posted by Sue 30 July, 2019 14:48

My favourite Vermeer will never seem the same again sad smiley

big grin big grin big grin

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Posted by carlafindle 30 July, 2019 14:55

diable rouge Wrote:
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> At first supportive of his wive's regression
> therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave
> concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for
> supper for the 5th night running...
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> 0.jpeg
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> Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock
> next time darling?


Maybe it was a attempt at a pizza

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Posted by Sue 30 July, 2019 15:04

big grin big grin big grin

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