red devil Wrote:
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> So you should be, took me 5 edits to work out it
> doesn't like V*rginia...


Bloody smoking ban...

red devil Wrote:
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> It wouldn't let me post V-irginia without the hyphen

That makes perfect sense, she wouldn't be a V-irginia without her hyphen.

The local CGF barber's ''Half Cut - Half Price!'' offer has few takers...



No I'm not drunk...it'sh the beer and lime shampoo I uuused...Hic!

R2 DLou and Bollox Bollox, the resident CGF spambots, get their knickers in a twist...



Computer says ''Out''

No! Compuer says ''In''

No!! Computer says OUT!...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2016:02:23:12:46:49 by red devil.

Foxy, thinking If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, decides to open a Cafe to appeal to the gentrifiers, with his signature dish to be Boiled Ostrich Eggs. Until he hits a snag...

Unclegrim has a 'solution'...The sooner we clean up these foreigner inspired 'compare website' adverts the better. If it's not crytpto-homosexual Russian Meerkats, it's annoying obese Italian tenors. What we need is an indigenous folk singer, complete with Morris dancers for the big dance scene...as long as they don't look too gay...#GoHomeAndCompare.com

Is that you *Bob*?!...

Well done my lovelies, anyone who thinks they can cross VelvetBlueBeret and get away with it has got another thing coming...Mwahahaha!

The views she has are too challenging to ignore! Doubt whether she's a rook trainer...
💪🙅🏻👩🏻‍💻

Dulwich Basil Brush is overcome with excitement as he's about to install Windows 10 Version 1952 aka, Brexit for Dummies...



''How to Brexit, Part 1...Stock up on beef dripping, pork scratchings and bread pudding.....oooh, I'm already welling up with the nostalgia!''

While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders round to measure up...



''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can provide me with the best rear extension...''

#Gold

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> Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders
> round to measure up...
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> ''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can
> provide me with the best rear extension...''

After the recent outcry at their celebrations, the ED USA ex pats plan to take next years 4th July celebration to a new level





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:07:11:14:02:17 by TheArtfulDogger.

The East Dulwich wardens proudly show off their new uniforms before looking for garden waste infringements



But are unsure if their new bikes would be useful now the CPZ wasn't going ahead



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:07:11:18:16:35 by Spartacus.

Great to have CGF! posting again, always makes me chuckle.

The Dulwich Basil Brush (aka Jules) is discussing the opening of Saucy with Bob (aka Vincent)



VINCENT: ...You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in East Dulwich?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the funk a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: A saucy burger, and it doesn’t even come with fries

JULES: No fries with the Saucy Burger!!!! What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it “Le Big Mac”

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into GBK



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Seabag was determined not to miss this years Flant day by saddling up "Antony" and leading the charge on the residents of East Dulwich





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:07:19:12:17:50 by TheArtfulDogger.

KidKruger was determined to get to the bottom of the rouge dog poo issue on goose green, but try as he might he didn't spot the culprit as she was secretly dropping them under the cover of her skirt just like Uncle Eric Ashley-Pitt taught her in the great escape.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:07:20:12:38:47 by TheArtfulDogger.

Lou2 was starting to feel her blood boil about diable rouge correctly identifying her secret identity as "the loopy"

She started to plan her revenge on diable rouge and the first thing on the agenda was to find a way out of Bethlam without the guards noticing





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:07:22:13:13:54 by TheArtfulDogger.

*Removes Terminator 2 from the sanitorium's video collection...*

Artful - ‘rouge dog poo’ ?!
Now that’s a concept.....!
(Apols if you’re dyslexic)

Poop
Fat fingers 😳
Still red poo could be a clue to which dog is doing it , maybe a French poodle with a passion for kimchi and chillies 🤔

FussyGalore: I say to man in East Dulwich shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound.

Dulwich Basil Brush : Have you ever heard of the bubonic plague, Fussy? It was very popular here at one time. A lot of pedigreed hamsters came over on ships from Siberia.

LouTwo: Dulwich Basil Brush, he's Fussy's pet. We have a duty to it. Perhaps we could find a home for him.

Dulwich Basil Brush : All right, I'll put an ad in the papers. "Wanted: Kind home for enormous, savage rodent. Answers to the name of 'Louisa.'"





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:07:29:16:30:14 by TheArtfulDogger.

At first supportive of his wive's regression therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for supper for the 5th night running...



Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock next time darling?

My favourite Vermeer will never seem the same again

diable rouge Wrote:
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> At first supportive of his wive's regression
> therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave
> concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for
> supper for the 5th night running...
>
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> Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock
> next time darling?


Maybe it was a attempt at a pizza