Sugar Daddies

[TheArtfulDogger]

Today a good friend of mine started a conversation about wanting to take 5 years out of work to study and she is looking for a Sugar Daddy to support her during that time

As a kept woman (and this applies to Toy Boys in reverse) is she not just prostituting herself for money?

It strikes me as wrong, especially when us men get arrested for paying for the oldest trade in the book, yet how often do you see Sugar Daddies arrested for supplying a penthouse flat in exchange for sex ?

Wouldn?t happen in the Horniman car park on a Sunday night I can tell you !!!

[????]

Waves up the hill

[SteveT]

yet how often do you see Sugar Daddies arrested for supplying a penthouse flat in exchange for sex ?

First catch your hare.

Unless she is extremely fortunate she hasn't a cats chance in hell.

Availability of the female kind is not that difficult to obtain unless you are living in a talibanesque area of east dulwich.

Men I have known in that bracket have plenty of opportunity and history of such dalliances and they would be changing their female partners rather more frequently than every five years.

Those guys are extremely difficult to find and you usually cross their paths when doing business deals, and of course when the dealing is done they are often flying off to their next port of call.

So a woman in one penthouse flat in a town which he may or may not visit for 6 or 8 months is not a proposition, when you can ring your exclusive west end escourt agency and procure a civilized, educated, middle class lady who knows how to squash her own personality and not be a burden, who knows how to keep silent and self amused for several hours whilst the all important business is taking place.

I wish her well in her fantasy. Artful.

[????]

Where exactly is the Horniman's car prk by the way?

*Nods in direction of unregistered detective*

[RosieH]

Meh, Steve, I have in my time been offered an apartment (sadly not a penthouse) - so not so very fantastic after all.

I politely declined the offer: my principles would not allow otherwise, and Dogger (or are we to call you Artful?) I am inclined, to a degree, to agree with your supposition. Depends whether it's a case of allowing someone you care about to help you out when you need it (with the intention of continuing the relationship afterwards) or simply looking for someone to pay the bills in exchange for sex.

[woofmarkthedog]

Yes...

Prone, Y-shaped on a King Size divan with a fat ol' sugar Mummy/daddy sweating bucketson you twice a week , while you inspect the Artex ceiling

Is not "making it" in my book

No....

W**F

[TheArtfulDogger]

Dearest RosieH

When you turned down my offer of 2 up 2 down (front and back seats of the Austin Allegro) you used to call me Artful, why change the habit now (I do so hate being called by my last name don't you Miss Hanibal)

[Horsebox]

Hi Wolfie.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Is BBW back - how exciting, can't wait to meet him

[Horsebox]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Is BBW back - how exciting, can't wait to meet him

More of an Urban fox than an EDF sugar daddy.

Or so I've heard.

BBW in 25 posts.

Well done, you.

[RosieH]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Dearest RosieH

>

> When you turned down my offer of 2 up 2 down

> (front and back seats of the Austin Allegro) you

> used to call me Artful, why change the habit now

> (I do so hate being called by my last name don't

> you Miss Hanibal)

Well Artful, it's just that with your dodgy perm, if I call you Artful, I can't help but think of my other great love, Art Garfunkel (whose name you have so cruelly appropriated and conflated - and he offered me so much more - a 2nd hand winnebago in Wichita.) And it hurts just to think on it. So Dogger it is.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Miss Rosie Hanibal

With a compelling argument like that, and providing it is done behind your back, then you and you alone can call me Dogger

[????]

We'll just call you wolfie then

[TheArtfulDogger]

Hi Quids

I prefer my real name of "Artful", sadly I heard that BBW was put down a while ago for being a bad puppy, which is a shame as I would have enjoyed meeting him...

this is one game of Mr Wolf that sadly doesn't have a Wolfie in the lead role...

Sorry Horsebox, you fell at the 25th Hurdle there... never mind, pick your self up, dust yourself down and I am sure a nice young person will take sympathy on you whilst you are crying... (who knows they may even give you a sympathy sh*g too)

[woofmarkthedog]

Horsebox Wrote:

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> TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Is BBW back - how exciting, can't wait to meet

> him

>

> More of an Urban fox than an EDF sugar daddy.

>

> Or so I've heard.

>

> BBW in 25 posts.

>

> Well done, you.

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Horsebox

Silly old Nag, stumbled at the first

Then flat into the turf ( nose down ) for the second

Shall I put the bolt in now ?

* scrolls up vets number *

Blimey, if this "F-Artful" is the BBW then I'm blinking Einstein E= mc2 mate

Stick to "Kerplunk" or whatever that silly old throwing game is you play

*presses green call button*

"Eeeeee aaaaaaaaawwwwW...Buckaroo that's the game isn't it .?"

"Hello Mr Chum the vet...yes W**F here, oh the family is just fine but I have a job for you... "

*spits toothpick to the floor*

W**F

* drives off in the back of black limo, smoke drifts from the back tires *

[Horsebox]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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>

> Horsebox

>

> Silly old Nag, stumbled at the first

>

> Then flat into the turf ( nose down ) for the

> second

>

> Shall I put the bolt in now ?

>

> * scrolls up vets number *

>

>

> Blimey, if this "F-Artful" is the BBW then I'm

> blinking Einstein E= mc2 mate

>

> Stick to "Kerplunk" or whatever that silly old

> throwing game is you play

>

> *presses green call button*

>

>

> "Eeeeee aaaaaaaaawwwwW...Buckaroo that's the game

> isn't it .?"

>

>

> "Hello Mr Chum the vet...yes W**F here, oh the

> family is just fine but I have a job for you... "

>

> *spits toothpick to the floor*

>

>

>

> W**F

>

> * drives off in the back of black limo, smoke

> drifts from the back tires *

You are the bastard son of Tony London Suburbs and I claim my ?5.