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The ones I really remember are:



'Do you know where your lad's going tonight?'


The one where there's a gas leak and then the STUPID wife (of course) goes to switch a light on.


The one with the kids flying a kite near a pylon.



Modern equivalents 'DON'T STAB PEOPLE TO DEATH' 'WHEN YOU'RE 13 AND SHAGGING AROUND, TRY NOT TO GET CHLAMYDIA' seem to have lost some of the charm-factor.

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