Debbie does Dulwich

[Louisa]

Anyone know where I can get hold of a copy of 'Debbie Does Dallas' on VHS?

Louisa.

[Vicanna]

You do realise that the nickel found in the magnetic tape of a VHS cassette was a common cause of skin allergies before the dominance of DVDs, don't you?

[Louisa]

Thanks for that little nugget Vicanna. Good job I won't be using my video player on a bus or train then!

Louisa.

[Otta]

Get with the times, download it and watch it on your *ahem* laptop.

[*Bob*]

Can't you just get it from the same place as you get your dildos*, Lou?

Dildos, Dildoes, Dildi.. one for the language buffs?

[Annette Curtain]

I think the 'Traditional Working Class" use the generic "vibros" for such items *Bob*

[*Bob*]

vibros / vibroes

? ? ?

[Louisa]

Well Ann summers refuse to let back after my little argument over mislabeling of rabbits, so that's a non-starter. And laptop? What's one of those?

Louisa.

[KidKruger]

Would use of said dildo on a bus or train be damaging to other passsengers' health ?

I mean without lube of course (because that may contain harmful constituent ingredients).

[Louisa]

KK - we all know the damage leaking battery acid can do. However, a wrapped clean adult toy in its box and carrier bag would be harmless.

Louisa.

[Salsaboy]

But how would you use it whilst wrapped in said manner?

And why do you want a copy of DDD?