Me and crazy cat lady!

[boxboyuk]

I have a dog, and for a long time i thought he was a mute...(ahhhh) to my amazment after 3 years he barked once maybe twice properly at a door to door salesmen (good boy) anyway next door had the f*ucking cheek to knock and ask "can you keep the baking down as its very loud!" WE HAVE HAD HIM FOR 3 YEARS! and this his his first bark!!anyways...there cat (jojo) is free to use our garden as a fucking litter tray...free to piss and cack wherever jojo wants, not to mention the messed up noses at 5am when he gets his arse kicked by a fox!...but if i bring that up she says "im a cat hater and i should not have gravle in my garden!" hahaha....this is by no means a rant as i dont give a toss either way, just wanted to know...erm...not sure what i wated to know....it is now true we are all now thicker for reading this! but hey ho! have a good week!

[HonaloochieB]

I'd recommend taking a little water with it of a Monday night, BBUK.

Thanks for the good wishes for the week, and right back atcha, me old carnation. You've got a right proper well disciplined hardly barking kind of mutt, a credit it to you so he/she is.

And BIG BOOS!! to Jojo and make sure you get the key to the garden gate back from him.

Sleep tight.

[Annette Curtain]

Shaaaaankks fur thaaat

Veey speeecll

*falls up stairs*

[KalamityKel]

I'd move if I were you... tis the only solution ;-)

[Saffron]

Can you not simply return the offending garden deposits through your neighbour's letter box with a little note saying, "You left this behind"?

[the-e-dealer]

Arent People Fascinating!

[uncleglen]

Can't you lob the turds over the fence?

[UncleBen]

Agree, lob the turds.

[bluecanary]

Lob the cat!

[UncleBen]

bluecanary Wrote:

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> Lob the cat!

Are you Woodrot in disguise?!

[bluecanary]

UncleBen Wrote:

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> bluecanary Wrote:

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> > Lob the cat!

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> Are you Woodrot in disguise?!

Wasn't last time I looked!

[Saffron]

Google "motion activated sprinkler" ;-)

[JohnL]

So JoJo can have a nice wash ?

Saffron Wrote:

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> Google "motion activated sprinkler" ;-)