Gay Pets.

[bon3yard]

My 2 year old golden retriever has suddenly developed an interest in Fellow canines kitted out with the same equipment, and to quote the cast of Seinfeld 'Not that theres anything wrong with that' but until now he seemed fairly happy with the bitches, is this phenomenon an actual phenomenon, or is it something less than a phenomenon, a demi-phenomenon? I've heard that some swans have been known to go gay. Yours confused...well, its not me thats confused...actually I suppose I am...erm, confused on the dogs behalf anyway.

[????]

He's not gay, a dog will **** anything. you should see the state of my pins yet dogs are always trying to hump them

[bon3yard]

No, hes a fussy swine...I've even taken to dabbing a little Old Spice behind my knees in the hope of encouraging some leg humping action but he only seems to have eyes for Dieter The German gun-dog who runs the garden next door.

[lozzyloz]

If your dog could type I'm sure there'd be a few well chosen growls and barks at your curiosity!

[*Bob*]

It's just a phase they're going through.

Enforce regular church attendance, administer daily beatings and keep going until a deep feeling of shame is ingrained.

That should do the trick.

[Brendan]

And then you end up with catholic pets. :-S

[mockney piers]

[bon3yard]

It was purely in the interests of scientific research Lozzyloz.

[bon3yard]

Thanks Mockney Piers, I knew there was a precedent!

[jumpinjackflash]

does he wear a sparkly collar and have a penchant for Judy Garland?

[lozzyloz]

Have you tried looking in the Wanted Section for Gay Pet Clubs?

[mockney piers]

While we're sort of on the subject.

I'm sure one morning on the Today Programme on t'radio a while back, as I was preparing to get on the plane to Amsterdam (I used to commute there every week, many moons ago), I listened to a story about Amsterdam's gay zoo.

When I asked about it at work, the English thought it was a hilarious concept, the Dutch refused to believe it existed.

A couple of google searches just brought up sites that would have been highly inappropriate viewing at work, and so its existence was never confirmed or denied.

Does anyone know anything about this?

[bon3yard]

Tsk, less of the lazy stereotypes jumpinjackflash...he actually thinks that Judy Garland was a bit butch. Now then, her daughter is another matter.

[annaj]

Well, I had both my cats sliced open and their sexual organs removed so they don't express sexuality at all.

But then I am a notorious misogynist and homophobe and also extremely ignorant, so I didn't know any better.

[bon3yard]

Well, there's me told.

[Bellenden Belle]

I have always kept gay pets... easier to train than a husband ....

But remember a homosexual is for life, not just for a night out at G.A.Y

[Annasfield]

Hmm - my friend has a cat called Marvin. He's Gaye.....

I also know of another pet, a dog, who I won't name, but he clearly has gay tendencies. He even lived in a house full of gay men and they swore blind that he was. Anyway, I'll probably get in trouble now, so I'll be quiet.

[ClareC]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> Hmm - my friend has a cat called Marvin. He's

> Gaye.....

>

> I also know of another pet, a dog, who I won't

> name, but he clearly has gay tendencies. He even

> lived in a house full of gay men and they swore

> blind that he was. Anyway, I'll probably get in

> trouble now, so I'll be quiet.

How very dare you!!! Your in BIG trouble young lady (6)

[Annasfield]

Errm - why? I wasn't talking about Jack....

[ClareC]

It gets worse! Jack will be consulting his lawyer ;-)

[Annasfield]

Oh crikey - I've had to deal with her before. *shakes in boots*