They call me Don Juan...

[bon3yard]

...cos the women, they 'Don Juan' me. :(

[Keef]

Lovin your work!

[bon3yard]

Its a natural affliction.

[chuff]

Oh that is terrible. Truly x

[bon3yard]

Which, the pun or my predicament?

[karter]

bon3yard is very good looking so he could well be a Don Giovanni or Don Juan.

[chuff]

the pun

The predicament is a fabrication, you're just hiding away until the summer months

[HonaloochieB]

On the one hand you have Bon3Yard's Don Juan thread and on the other the clap-spreading lothario one.

I suggest you put them both down and go and wash your hands.

But pay much more attention to the 'other' hand, I'm confident Bon3Yard has the highest possible hygiene standards.

[Annasfield]

Where have you been Bon3yard? Haven't seen/noticed you on here for ages?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Well they say there's "Juan" born every minute Donny.....

[HonaloochieB]

It can't be just me that's hearing The Human League's 'Don Ju-an Me Baby', can it?

It probably can be. And I'm so sorry.

[giggirl]

It's my bedtime so here's Juan for the road

[bon3yard]

I'm just a little peeved that there are so many wild & wanton young fillies out there willing to attend to a gents needs and not one of the has had the decency of darkening my stoop(yes, stoop). Its plain rude.

[Annasfield]

Perhaps you just need to get yourself "out there" a bit more.

Ask Miles for some tips?

[chuff]

apologies in advance and yes I know it's so wrong but

Can't you offer a finger with every pie?

X

[Keef]

I told this joke to Mrs Keef last night, and her response was "but that's so sad". Bless her, I think it's the hormones ;-)

[bon3yard]

I want Romance Chuff not sordid carnality. Of course sordid carnality is often a happy consequence of Romance....so I'm happy to indulge both. ;-)