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Last week when I was wafting about in Peter Jones, I purchased myself a Roc Microdermabrasion kit. I used it (on my face) for the first time on Sunday evening, and described the joys of exfoliation on Twitter. To my disgust, several "ladies" sent me private messages claiming that the little vibratory appliance from the kit has "other uses". Quite frankly, I am disgusted.


http://www.safemeans.co.uk/images/roc-system.jpg


Are there many other appliances that may have alternative uses? A bicycle pump that doubles up as a mini vacuum cleaner perhaps?

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I wasn't trying to be rude!


Another example of a product with a surprising alternative use was a book my mother gave me last year for Mothers Day - entitled "365 bible readings for Mothers". One evening when I was desperately waiting for my Ocado delivery, I was forced to shred the text which doubled as an absorbant alternative to cat litter.

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Oh dear DM.


Lowering yourself to my base standards.


Disgusting.


Well I've definately heard of the less respectable things a woman has done to herself with a bathroom secret that 'buzzs'. Your 'female emailers' should be warned though about the infamous female guilt that can lead to the physical deterioration of your clopper. It's latin name escapes me but the term' vibration white fanny' has been known to induce a slight discolouration of the downstairs and bring on a pins and needle's like sensation after being subjected to the long term use of heavy snatch plant.


Take care.

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The mirror on your compact cracked, ladies?

Simply go to your husband's CD collection and select one he won't be likely to play.

Usually KInda Blue by Miles Davis is there for show rather than for actually listening to.

Take the disc from it's 'jewel' box and you'll see that one side is all shiny and can be pressed into service as a mirror.

But don't let on I told you girls, don't want to be chucked out of the Bloke Club.

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OH MY WORD!


It has a 6ft cord and plugs into the mains...


It lookis like some kind of industrial pummeling device for knocking down supporting walls. It is not for everyone darling (gulp). I don't mind wafting about the house in expensive lingerie, looking fabulous for my man. But that thing looks terrifying.


Can I just assure everyone that I am using my ROC device for exfoliation purposes only.

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dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Last week when I was wafting about in Peter Jones,

> I purchased myself a Roc Microdermabrasion kit. I

> used it (on my face) for the first time on Sunday

> evening, and described the joys of exfoliation on

> Twitter. To my disgust, several "ladies" sent me

> private messages claiming that the little

> vibratory appliance from the kit has "other uses".


is there a mens version????


only kidding!!

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But hey girls, what you do is take the bitten-off fingernails that HE has chewed off and left beside the bed, you know, next to the alarm clock, that's set to Radio 4, but that you would prefer to be set to Jo Good and Paul Ross really, and then you scrape the dirty filth away with the sharp end. Of his fingernails.

And if you give HIM a meaningful look, that means everyting then so much the better.

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