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Lost Yorkshire Man

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So my eldest has started coming in late and smelling of smoke. He's not even two years old and I hoped that he would be good cat.


Not sure where he is going but it smells like he has been curling up in front of someone's log fire. Still - he comes back when it's meal time. Should I be grateful or is he taking the p*ss. I feel like he is laughing at me.

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> So my eldest has started coming in late and

> smelling of smoke. He's not even two years old and

> I hoped that he would be good cat.

>

> Not sure where he is going but it smells like he

> has been curling up in front of someone's log

> fire. Still - he comes back when it's meal time.

> Should I be grateful or is he taking the p*ss. I

> feel like he is laughing at me.


Yes


But have you got a log fire.


It's a no-brainer, he likes your food, he like their log fire.


Cats eh!


NETTE:)

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We've bought him a radiator bed which he seems to like. He actually spent all evening with us last night.


Unfortunately this meant he did not get his full quota of daily exercise resulting in restlessness and him knocking a glass of water off the bedside table at 5am. He said he was hungry but he knows that breakfast is not till 6:30.


Our youngest was facing off with a fox this morning. Mrs LYM chased the fox away in her jim jams.


.....I just don't know what to do with the pair of em!

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