Hi - a friend sent me this link…
The car is neither abandoned nor stolen! (Nor ever has been, so not sure why that has been suggested).
It is mine, I collected it from service (and MOT as identified by some on here) on Friday, driving home it had a bit of a hissy fit and broke down! AA attended on Friday, could not recover it until this morning.
Spoken to the nice people inside Westminster carpet on Friday who couldn’t have been kinder, I moved the car back from the doors of the property as best I could without blocking more parking spaces.
Recovery should be here imminently. Apologies for any inconvenience.