gurugobinsingh

I once heard a commentator say r.e Savage;

"He's walking on fine ice"

Didn't make it into Colemanballs though - or not any I have read.

"BOBFOC"

Or to those not blessed with my immaturity. Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

All,

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Thanks,

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N.B PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE POST IS DELIBERATELY ASININE AND MARVELLOUSLY IRONIC. >:D<