Thequietone

I think they were upset about the rugby result.

Poor loves.

Paul

Property is expensive as is dungeon materials.

Why not combine the two and have a punter crucified every Sunday ?

If nothing else it would get the "churches" on Peckham's Rye Lane in the national press.

Paul

The age of criminal responsibility is 10.

Why did the police not prosecute a 14 year old for a violent crime. See above.

Police are not social workers but are they there to prosecute crime.

The purpose of the law is not to protect us from evil doers but to protect the evil doers from our excessive revenge.

The police are scared of vigilanteism as it would do them out of their wages, pensions and driving round in free cars.

Paul

Perhaps if we could find a church for estate agents we wouldnt be accused of racism.............

Paul

I met Oscar today in Somerfield.

He was playing with the till gate.

Yummy Mummy told him four times to stop and he paid no attention.

Just continued as he knew his Mother was weak.

She could not control a hamster.

Women should be licenced to breed.

Paul

As an observer in this matter can someone estimate how many junkies will use this service and where do they obtain supplies at present ?

Paul

Showing my ignorance of the area is there CCTV around the site of the attempted attack ?

Paul

Be fair !

They treat everybody as untermenschen that they do not know. It is not a class or aspirational thing. They are horrible unpleasant and part of the living dead that inhabit the suburbs with their continuous refrain of "Don't do that darling don't do that darling don't do that darling."

From their inanimate faces I guess they say it to their hubbies too.

Paul

First create a video diary of the nuisance involved.

There is more than just caterwailing involved. Theres the nuisance of blocked pavements and stupid parking.

Record it so that you have proof of the nuisance not your word against theirs.

Thereafter different routes such as the council, freeholders of the premises and the local rags.

Have fun.

Paul

Hoosen Covadia ?

Doesnt he have a church on Rye Lane ?

Paul

Kissing is fine but we should all wear disposable polythene mouth covers.

There. That's no fun anymore is it ?

Paul

Bar Story in Peckham has an intriguing notice stating the place is unsuitable for children supervised or not.

Paul

Convertibles are magnets for scrotes with Stanley knives.

Paul

Yeah I will join you in distribution. As long as I can have a little insert telling all those who accept that they have to tithe 10% of their income to "Science".

Paul

It is the sound of Sunday South London.

Walk down Peckham's Rye lane and you will hear a strange melange.

Paul

In tonights Standard there was a call for the sus laws to be revived. That should be another thread as it involves colour, class, age and recreational drugs.

My observation of Peckham police is limited as they just drive around in cars with sirens on. The phrase gutless wankers comes to mind.

Paul

Is it too much to ask for a photo of the gimp that posted ?

You see I do not want to do business with s***heads and I do my best to avoid bad businesses.

Also it will hurt the gimps feelings so thats good.

Paul

Large vats of acid are environmentally unfriendly except when you clean the drains.

Coming from the old school I use a chain saw as it cuts through clothes and body fibres on the pigs which have been dressed in clothes for the occasion. I do the job within a polythene spatter tent, reducing incident noise whilst playing hits of the 80s.

Would all that work within your garage ?

Paul

Change the locks and brick Foxtons.

You will feel a lot better.

Paul

Depends.

How many bodies can I process per week ?

Paul

No. I wouldnt employ an ex-con.

If you are that stupid to be caught and then later use it on your CV you are too stupid to be employed.

If you fool me thats well and good. Hands up you deserve what you get.

Paul

At ?135 per annum it is effectively a household tax. Even if you could disable access to the BBC you would still have to pay.

That is wrong.

By being a tax and going their own sweet way we pay for incompetence and feather bedding same as with all nationalised industries and the civil service.

The concept of the BBC is great. "And nation shall speak unto nation." But the reality of Celebrity Come Dancing is just a slap in the mouth if you have an IQ in double figures.

Get rid of it.

Paul

?100 for a meal for two in a pub ?

Its a joke and the laugh is on the punters.

Paul

When a property is valued is the fact that there is a dedicated parking space expressed in the valuation by virtue of a percentage of the property price or a flat sum ?

To translate:

Does having a parking space add (say) 5% to the property ?

Or "Parking space, that's an extra five grand on the valuation !"

I ask as many people are upset over vandalism to their cars.

Paul

Other people and everything else.

Paul