Gavain

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Salsaboy Wrote:

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> Surely you mean "you're sacked"?

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> Gavain Wrote:

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> > your sacked

Thats what i told him, he said i was being faecesious

She - chic aznevour

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> There are no Gods, only religion.

Rastafari, praise his most imperial highness Haile Selassie, pray for I & I.

computedshorty Wrote:

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> Think about how you feel when they are lisping.

> Make yourself aware of their emotions when they

> start lisping generally most Parrots who lisp do

> so when they are excited. Pause and calm them down

> by breathing slowly, then continue to talk as you

> want it to mimic.

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> Excited Polly

Thanks, will relax more around him and he,s not in the lounge. His Name is "Onan" & like him as he also keeps throwing his seed on the ground! (ta Dorothy! )

also a fire hazard

uncleglen Wrote:

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> All church services are 'gay'

Communion could be fun "while your down there"

thats a shame a friend had the same problem but he found certain "magazines" and two special brews worked wonders

I,d like a Polynesian cafe/restaurant an they do sushi to die for

thats an idea!, and we could deliver it to the common an have our own weekend of games, now what would they be..."tossing the caber", weight lifting???

I have taken him to the vets and they said that he will pick up the idiosyncrasies of those around, well no one has a speech impediment, an there is a distinct lisp, i dont mean to upset any of the gay community in ED if you are i apologise the african gay was a cheap crack.

The Minkey Wrote:

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> Lol, I'm with BrandNewGuy. It may be a once in a

> lifetime experience, but so are crabs.

Anarchists

never use it myself, waitrose or nothing

your sacked

whos a pretty boy

BrandNewGuy Wrote:

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> I couldn't give a monkey's where the damn thing

> goes and the BBC's "follow the torch with live

> text and video" thing is expensive, dull and

> pointless. Blow the bugger out, I say...

Oh Come now,

its a once in a lifetime experience, not quite like the jubilee, i have fond memorys of the last one (still got the mug!) but the flame!!!, although i think that the health and safety brigade have got their underwear in a twist what with a runner equiped with a fire extiguisher followin at a discreet distance behind is taking it a little far i fear, what would they have done during the blitz or a heaven17 gig!

well it certainly doesnt sit down to piss

The new vets are advertising Brazilians for Fur n Feather.

Name it an post another

...Dynamo watched from the edge of the bed

???? Wrote:

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> No, Kennedy was killed by a lone marksman with a

> shot that came from the book depository, Neil

> Armstrong is one of 12 men to walk on the Moon and

> the Twin Towers collapsed because two bastards

> flew loaded jets into them. Now move along...

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> *shamelessly nicked from elsewhere but made me

an what about the crop circles

> chortle

knock and ask if he,s any KY jelly spare

GuineaLand has bought the land of ice store.

woodrot Wrote:

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> there may be a god, but I guarantee hes nothing

> like what the faithful peddle

He?

keep it real bruv!, eastside rool, westsides for ladybwoys an stuff.

I who have nothing- Dusty