I had a girl come round last week, conversation went like this KNOCK KNOCK Girl: "Hi, sorry, can i use your toilet, I'm desperate" Me: "um, er, uh, ah...eh?" Girl: "It's okay Im from NPower, please??" Me: "um, do you have, ya know...?" SHOVES ID AT ME Me: "Okay, I suppose so" She comes back, talks me through NPower stuff, I'd actually already done a bit of research and decided to switch to NPower anyway so I let her sign me up. She asks me lots of questions about whether I live alone, have kids/girlfriend "what a nice place" etc I thank her and leave. 2 Hours later (9.30pm by now) and she's back! Girl: "Hi, me again, can I have a cough sweet?" Me: "er...um...ah...eh?" Girl: "I've got a bad throat, do you have any cough sweets?" Me: "as a matter of fact yes...." I give her a cough sweet, turns out she can't take my application without a landline number (I dont have one) and had come round to check it out. Weird.