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I'm looking for a female exercise partner as I am bored of running, swimming and the gym.

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A young lad with funny hair and hat on asks his mum where his Liverpool top is. She replies "I washed it, and it's hanging outside on the washing line". The lad rushes out to see his shirt lying in the mud. "Mum, why is my Liverpool top on the floor, covered in mud"? His mum looks out of the window. "The thieving bastards", she says, "they've nicked my clothes pegs!"

Get the 63 to Chaterhouse Street, short walk to Holborn and save a packet.

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If you have a word with Daryl at the Herne he sometimes shows the NZ games upstairs and you can grab a beer too.

Check out this map which clearly shows Cut Throat Lane undeveloped and not much going on in ED.

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.'

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea where we are?

Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year

One day a woman found a lamp in the street and as you do she gave it a little rub.

Sure enough a genie popped out and said ?I will grant you three wishes, but I must warn you that with each wish, your husband will experience 10 times worth?

Thinking about it for a few seconds she accepted the offer and said

?Make me the richest woman in the world?

The genie said ?you do realise that your husband will become ten times richer than you?

?That?s OK, we have been married for 15 years, we are a couple, what is mine is his and his is mine?

Poooof: she became the richest woman in the world

?For my next wish I want you to make me the most beautiful woman in the world?

You do realise that this will make your husband the most attractive man alive, women all over the world will want him and desire him?

?That?s ok as I will be the most attractive woman he will only have eyes for me?

Pooof: she became the most beautiful woman alive

?And for your 3rd wish?? said the genie

She thought for a while, and then said

?For my third wish I would like...a mild heart attack"

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then which one are you?'

So is this one (!) looking up a womans skirt when she is not wearing knickers.

Has anyone considered JFK's on Rye Lane as the final stop of point, have left there at 6am before now.

I remember vaguely turning the poetry tent into a comedy tent as a local lass was performing and was asking question to the audience, I piped up found out she was local to ED had the whole tent in stitch, in a good way like.

Very friendly and clean festival as you have to put a deposit down on a plastic cup to drink from as they do not allow you to take your own alcohol in the festival arena so therefor no paper cups all over the place.

Another option would be to get the overland from either Peckham or Denmark hill to Victoria and then the Cirle Line to Paddington, 30mins.

First post, so be gentle, I have feelings.

I have been cycling past Blackfriars for the last year, anyway have tried many routes but this one seems the best so far.

One thing annoys me are the fair weather cyclists, look over your should before pulling out, idiots.