Captain Marvel

Can't. Bored. see ya

Do you two live together?

Ms. Patel v Ms. Abbott. Mmmm

I suspect if our Home Sec. were now the latter, she'd have been standing in Streatham High Road talking about police brutality

Here ye go Devil, I know you're a Brendan fan

Have you seen the prices?

https://www.pubintheparkuk.com/dulwich/ticket-info

I occasionally feel inclined to stick up for Uncle and Leavers generally (despite not being one), and there's little doubt that Farage is a top notch rabble rouser, but the sight of those grinning fools waving their little flags in the Parliament was puke inducing

Hopefully this will lift Seph's spirits

Could you translate that for me?

> > Seriously, I said this yesterday.

>

> haven't you got anything new or interesting to

> say?

Pot kettle. Hahahah

One of my kids lives in Hong Kong

The three remaining Brits will be walking around in Hazmat suits next December, still arguing about Brexit

'Glory or chaos' or possibly neither

Have some respect

'Alexander is historically entitled to the style of address Illustrious Highness'

Here's a link to the Daily Mail (which you all secretly read)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7927123/ALEXANDER-VON-SCHOENBURG-says-Germany-fears-Britain-face-reality-Brexit.html?fbclid=IwAR2zAROpOo5vb8CuoX-4USCRpkr1G9RHfpY7TtcTn9rSl6JmUBj16rRfKB8

No one on the edf seems to work so it shouldn't be a problem

How about empowering the many GPs who have issues with local people?

1. Being late or failing to turn up for appointments

2. Being rude/offensive/violent

3. Demanding prescription paracetamol

4. Demanding home visits because they can't be bothered to get a bus

5. Trying to fit five ailments into a ten minute appointment

6. Not being ill just wanting a day off work

7. Making a vexatious complaint about the GP

I could go on

Terry Jones, often seen on the strip and one of the all time greats

I like dogs. I also like to trot around the park in a kind of staggering, on-the-point-of-death kind of way. I fell over a tree root last year and fractured a finger but that's been the extent of the injuries in five years.

There's one nasty looking stunted Lassie type dog that's come after me a couple of times and on the second occasion I had not impolite words with the lady owner who accused me of bullying her dog.

However last week, a couple of playful mutts sideswiped me and down I went. I'm 6ft 2 so it's a long way down: skinned both knees, both elbows and the palm of one hand. Lieutenant Marvel was picking gravel out of me for half an hour.

I've now got dog fear and try to avoid peak dog early mornings but even at midday, people with pooches and little bags of poo are everywhere.

Today, a big violent looking sod got right up behind me trying to push its nose up my rear end and only ten yards further on a thing that looked like a hairy sock came at me growling whilst its owner ineffectually twittered 'Lucky! Sloppy! Dicky! or whatever it was called.

I appreciate that you owners need a place where you can wring out your exotic breeds but if any of you read this; pity the poor jogger

Many kidz who loudly take offence all day long seem content to buy misogynistic, sweary rap tracks. It's a massive paradox

EU2

Merry Christmas celia

She wouldn't let it lie

Ah, the season of goodwill

'tiny gang' hilarious. We are truly through the looking glass

Were you a prison guard at any time?