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Love Kebab and Wine!

Fire bomb - any one no if anyone was caught or the reasons behind it?

Killing in the name of - Rage Against the Machine

Dump

Rolf

The sound of the Underground - Girls Aloud

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...

It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!!

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

I have to agree with Jeremy.

Let it be - The Beatles

The calculataion i provided is how to work out yield, costs on top of this will eat out your profits, but wont change the general yield.

Its just a simple way to work out basic figures.

"Obvuous question - I cant be arsed to google - how do you calculate yield here ? MY definition may be soemwhat simplistic ..."

Rental Yield

Annual income (rent) divided by Price paid x 100

eg. buy a flat for ?250,000, and it rents ?1200

1200 x 12 = 14,400

14,400/250,000 = 0.0576

0.0576 x 100 = 5.76% yield

Ms T Wrote:

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> > I saw Jason Statham in the Dog in Dulwich

> Village

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> Another actor with a sexy voice.;-)

jason lives in the Village....

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

High - Feeder

Knife

One I am sure you will all love - LOL!! :-)

Best Estate Agent?

+dventure Bar...

Different, new and consistently good nights!!

let me know if this happens......

I predict a riot - The Kaiser Cheifs

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grow

Arrive

Fever Night - Bee Gees

Went to the Bishop for some food this week (first time in a while) and I have to say I was very dissapointed! The food used to be really good quality, and now seems very bland, and felt as though they were using yesterdays ingredients?

Was this just a lapse? Or has anybody else experienced this?

I will be going back to try again, as hoping it was just a one off.

Hope??

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If there are cash buyers out there, where are they??