Bob Buzzard

SUP will likely be in the next Olympics and I wondered about me representing team GB doing that? I have a SUP, a good quality carry bag for it, a high-tensile lightweight carbon fibre paddle, and a good quality wetsuit. What are my chances? I’m planning to take it out soon on the Thames Estuary near Erith to try it out.

Ah ok, so you’re saying I need to be underneath something like a table when I do the underwriting? That makes sense. Must be why they get paid so much - they’re managing the risks of working in a confined under space.

I was thinking of becoming an underwriter- I have neat handwriting and I can underline.

I’ve got a full loft conversion - it’s massive.

There were big queues at the gelateria this weekend and then one guy jumped in front of me in the queue! Anyway, just realised the bacio flavour is the same as Baci chocolates!

Fabulous - need some citric acid for the toilets - will pop in there.

Has anyone been shopping in Pound Land on LL? Just wondering what your thoughts are? I might give it a whirl next time I need some Viakal limescale remover.

Campfire on from about 7pm on Fridays - pop along and join me - I always have some Small Beer available.

We’l be getting our annual building work done soon (roof ridge tiles redone and the chimney stacks repointed). Mrs Bob says she’ll liaise with the builders and that I should get out from the house so I don’t bother them with inanities. So I’ll be off camping to the Fort again for the Summer - June, July, August, whilst they get on with it. I’ll be in my Decathlon Arpenaz 4.1 fresh and black tent. I’ll have a campfire every Friday night like I usually do.

Switzerland? I normally go to Rome.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

I need to decide for what type to put on my Jamie Oliver cheese bridge.

It smelt like Stinking Bishop.

Is Breton Brie better than Normandie Brie?

I normally vote Lib Dem so I don’t want to vote Reform. I’m a liberal European internationalist (mostly) vegetarian inclusive ethical person.