mrssmith

Hello David, I have no idea if/who/what is going on with the flats as I left Wooster some time ago. By the way, thanks for the info re. architects' sign off - useful. That makes complete sense. I am no property expert (as you can probably tell), but an interested, slightly informed party. Ahem.

God, hello again. Thanks for the warm welcome Huguenot. I don't know how many of The DKH flats have sold so far, but they did bother to put in Philippe Starke baths and Dalsouple flooring instead of the usual MFI rubbish. I really don't like developers - all their places are the same, souless. The DKH flats are austere, but I guess it's a personal taste thing. Integrity and property developing, hmmm. Talking of integrity, I am surprised I could even type 'claret' at 11.30pm or whatever time it was Sat eve, and I MIGHT have had some recent dealings with Wooster; let's just say it wasn't my true vocation, just handy with the school run. Obviously a lady with a gracious nature should not reveal too much...

Christ, here goes. I wrote that. Took the pics too, for a living. I was not, I repeat NOT an estate agent. Anyway, apologies for the upsetting overuse of adjectives, but the thing is when you write property descriptions all day, five days a week, then you have to try and make it interesting. Self preservation and all that. There are always beige tiles. You can't put that every time. Caramel, mink, coffee - god hideous, but the bills need to be paid. I was also paid to try and make them sell. It would have been bad business sense not to! Have to say, I like modern architecture so I did really like those, bit small though. Whoever said the bit about architecturally designed, you're quite right. It should say architecturally elite maybe? Anyway, I'm going to crawl back under my stone before you all find me and throttle me with your crumpled Guardians...