mrs cuckoo

Solid maple boat-shaped dining table - seats 6-8. This was previously used as an office desk so has a hole in the middle for plug sockets. Top is 40mm thick solid maple, legs detach for transport. Really is a lovely statement piece and sad to see it go but it just doesn't fit in our new house. Dims: Length: 240cm Width Centre: 100cm Width Ends: 72cm Height: 75cm This is extremely heavy and will need two strong adults to manoeuvre. The top has some marks which can be removed with a light sand and oil. Any questions, please text Alice on 07904 974803 Pick up from SE22 8PZ. Thank you!

Hello Saria, He is my cat - I live across the road from you. Thank you for looking after him - I can assure you that he has a home, is well loved and fed despite his excellent act at appearing homeless (all a ploy to get snacks and cuddles!) Please feel free to shoo him out of the door. He has a catflap to get back in the house, but seems unable to work out how to use it! Many thanks again, Alice

My son lost his house keys somewhere at the fair on Saturday. They have a 💩 poo emoji keyring! He's already tried the cafe to see if they have been handed in, but I thought I'd mention it here too! Thanks Alice 07904 974803

Hi, Found a pair of men's glasses on Trossachs Road this afternoon. Please text on 07904 974803 if they are yours. Alice

Cardholder found today by Evans cycles. Please call Alice on 07904 974803 to collect.

Hi Rosetta, No not yet although I haven't seen her today so maybe she's found her way home. Someone living near frogley road messaged to say that they recognised her, so I'll put some more posters up around there just in case.

Thank you for that - I wasn't sure how to describe her! I would love to keep her but my cat is already a bit disgruntled that she is hanging around.

Hi, This lovely (female I think) cat has been hanging around in our garden on Glengarry Road for the last 3 days. She is very affectionate, seems a bit skinny and has no collar. I've resisted feeding her so far - she tends to be around in the morning and evening and disappears in the day. If you recognise her please let me know. If she's still around on Saturday I'll take her to the vet to see if she is chipped. Thanks Alice 07904 974803

Hi, I have postcards to Kitty and Andrew incorrectly delivered to my house. PM me their/your address and I'll drop them through your door. Thanks Alice

Rotten thieves stole my black casserole pan 10 minutes after I had left it on my doorstep for trick or treaters while doing the rounds with my own kids. Was probably older kids as it is really heavy. If you see an oval cast iron pan that matches the lid of attached pic, please let me know. I live on Crystal Palace Road near Pellat/silvester road. Thanks